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Anti-Cuffing

To involuntarily make girls not want to talk to you
GUY1:That man get no girls,
Guy2:I know hes ANTI-Cuffing
by Mr.banana Hands June 23, 2011
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Snuggle Cuffed

To be locked into a position while Cuddling and not be able to move.
Dude I was Snuggle Cuffed by my girl last night.
by Biggie_Boi September 10, 2019
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muff cuffed

When a person is utterly and completely controlled by a female partner: see pussy whipped
When James changed religions after dating his newest girlfriend, I could only be led to assume that James is muff cuffed
by @TheReptile September 23, 2016
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Cuffing Season

Duration: It starts the day after Halloween and ends the day after Valentine's Day.
November 1st - February 15th

When done with ulterior motives, it's the time women trick desperate men with romantic inclinations to get gifts and guys 'date down' to get gifts from desperate, grateful low hanging fruit.

It's a despicable practice and I don't suggest anyone doing the aforementioned, especially since during this time of year, emotions are extremely high and you risk getting your tires slashed (men).

But when it's mutual and both parties are knowledgeable and complicit in the act, it can be worthwhile; they just want to spend the cold holidays with someone who cares for them (even if it's just an illusion of a relationship OR 'seasonal friends with benefits').

The reason behind this is that in most places it's cold and cloudy most of the time; a very depressing time of the year for most, but even more so when you don't have someone who cares for you or willing to spend time with you.

Some ladies with means/looks get boy toys and some guys opt out of a serious relationship for 'girlfriend experience'.

Those who were in lasting relationships before cuffing season...well, there's a reason why the majority of children are born in August - October...they were conceived...IN CUFFING SEASON!
Cuffing Season has begun; have you been cuffed?
by 800Wmarietta January 2, 2016
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Cuffing Season

A stupid made up season with no correlating evidence what so ever.
Paige said it was cuffing season. She was full of it.
by Blackcatwiththemac November 13, 2018
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Cuffed Buffalo

When you tie a string around your cock & balls until the tissue dies and falls off.
Dave created a cuffed buffalo by wrapping dental floss around his penis for 3 days. He now has no male genitalia.
by Mile High Burrito Gang June 14, 2010
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Cuffing Season

Darren: Hey bro, you good?

Ted: Nah bro. It's cuffing season

Darren: Fuck
by urbanspinch December 30, 2021
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