Chuffing Noughts

Westcountry term for mammory glands.

Synonyms: Baps, tits, cottage loaves, wabs..

"Aye, she 'ad a fine pair o' chuffing noughts.."

by Esteban Lorenzo August 19, 2003

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cuffiness

The act or state of dealing with situations 'on the fly', spontaneously, or as they arise. Normally used in combination with public speaking engagements. First usage is attributed to 'His Googleness'.

"When it comes to taking questions at the end of my presentation, cuffiness is fine with me."

by Scary Potter November 5, 2008

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Cumfingers

The result of masturbating in your hand.

‘I had cumfingers after that wank’ said Ronnie

by AstrayMind98 May 9, 2020

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Fistafuckin'cuffin

Just a nonsense word. Kinda like saying "just dicking around".

P1: Hey, what were you doing last night?
P2: Just fistafuckin'cuffin. What about you?
P1: That makes absolutely no sense what the fuck Randy this is why I hate you. You just use these stupid fake words. Fuck you Randy. I hate you.

by DickSpends June 5, 2017

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Cuffington

When a bitch has you captivated to the point that you are putting all of your time and money into her with no hesitation. Some might confuse it with pussy whipped but when a male suffers from cuffington he has the full control to do as he pleases. Just that magical allure of her fantastic vagina keeps him ready to do and spend whatever it may be.

Andrew "Why the fuck are you still even bothering with Ruth?"
Rob "I dunno man, she's just got me. I just can't let it go."
Andrew "Fucking cuffington."

by Bachmayne December 15, 2010

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