cryptosperg

A cryptocurrency sufferer of Asperger's.

That fucking cryptosperg fucked my mom!

by Hotdonkey October 30, 2021

cryptoshit

Used to refer to anything that uses blockchain in an unintended, dangerous, and downright stupid way. Usually in reference to cryptocurrency and non-fungible tokens.

Person 1: Dude, another website is getting into nfts!
Person 2: And you’re surprised they’re getting into cryptoshit?

by k0n3k0 November 10, 2021

cryptofied

When your best friend is in tulum texting you photos of her and her boyfriend. Meanwhile you been sitting in front of two computer screens watching charts and being a degen.

I been out here living but I’m worried about you because you haven’t left the house in 3 days and you’re splurging on JPEGS. Have you been cryptofied?

by Lilbiiiiiiitchhhh November 27, 2021

cryptofied

When your best friend is in tulum texting you photos of her and her boyfriend. Meanwhile you been sitting in front of two computer screens watching charts and being a degen.

I been out here living but I’m worried about you because you haven’t left the house in 3 days and you’re splurging on jpegs. Have you been cryptofied?

by Lilbiiiiiiitchhhh November 27, 2021

CryptoSocialist

Person who believes dogecoin should be shared equally between everyone

Oh Mark just gave all his crypto to some NGO

He’s such a CryptoSocialist

by Nobody know nobody January 14, 2022

Cryptosplaining

When a crypto bro tries to explain a topic they think the blockchain can improve to a person who’s an expert in said topic

Just saw a crypto bro cryptosplaining video game assets to a developer. Fun times.

by Draconiou5 January 17, 2022

Cryptohit

When you shoot someone in the back of the head at a target,flopping on a baby

Is that a guy doing a cryptohit

by Hsjskdjsj January 21, 2022