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Crustaceous Cheapskate

Someone so greedy that even Spongebob snaps
LISTEN HERE YOU CRUSTACEOUS CHEAPSKATE, SQUIDWARD'S BEEN LIVING IN MY HOUSE DRIVING ME CRAZY AND YOU'RE NOT GONNA HIRE HIM BACK ALL BECAUSE OF A STUPID DIME?
by userhandlegoeshere August 28, 2021
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Crust-Holer

Anal sex with dirty partners.
John is a total crust-holer. He will Plug anyone willing to put their ass up.
by Eaton Holgoode March 10, 2017
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cristalin

A very nice girl . She is loving. Once she likes one thing she will find a passion for it . She doesn't care of what people think . She is most defiantly somebody to look up to .
Why is my older sister cristalin so good to look up to.
by Alovingmom March 25, 2019
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andate a la cresta

This "Andate a la cresta" Term means In English "Fuck off"
Just go up to your mom and tell her to "Andate a la cresta" But make sure she doesnt know spanish

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by Ehold515 August 27, 2017
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The Swedish Crusader

When you stuff a snus deep into a woman’s vagina and try to lick it out back into your mouth. This is a well known act in the Swedish sex-world. It is often referred as an act of honour against our history of snus.
- omg Kristin and Johan did The Swedish Crusader last night

- what? Johan is such a gentleman, but did he manage to get the snus out again from her vaginal cavity?
- of course, Johan is a well known user of The Swedish Crusadee
by Filleman December 22, 2020
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Cheesus Crust

Our lord that art in cheese.
Though I walk through the valley of crackers, I fear no evil for Cheesus Crust is with me.
by Asshead December 28, 2005
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coot crusties

the vagina sauce that u get stuck in ur pubes after a long nite of fucking
i gotta get a shower and wash the coot crusties off my hammer!!
by goochiebunga February 20, 2011
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