Crunt

A denomination for a burnt crumble. Two choices are then offered : brumble, or crunt, which is obviously the best choice.

Matthew, you forgot the crumble in the oven, now we have to serve crunt to our guests !

by Mayonnaise and Sea Food November 3, 2018

crunktrol

being in or out of control when you are crunk; see reference to crunk

Man that party was out of crunktrol.. so many drinks and girls.. didnt know which one I had at any given point throughout the night.

by CRP September 6, 2005

Cranitch

A seriously manky vagina, typically loaded with cheese and STIs.

Dude, Kieran was so drunk last night, I had to save him from a hippo - she was definitely carrying a sweaty cranitch, I could smell it from the other end of the bar!

by kabadisha December 13, 2012

crunt

Dried up semen

You're mom's had trouble gettin my gang's crunt out of her hair.

by Richard Head June 15, 2003

crunkitis

similar to the 'itis' (when one eats too much food), only when one consumes too much alcohol

Person A: "Yo come out tonight there's a huge banger at Sarah's house."
Person B: "Chill man I cant go out I have crunkitis."

by Crunkmasterflex March 24, 2010

crunt

A crappy cunt. When you take a massive shitturd, but forget to wipe, and slowly accumulate shit on your underwear throughout the day.

Nellie: "Hello? Is anyone there? I took a massive crap, but I can't find any toilet paper."
Manager: "Sorry, there is none."
*Nellie develops into a crunt*

by littlebitch69lel January 20, 2015

Crunt

A derogatory term for women; or a sexist terminology for someone of the female gender.

meant to support the ideology that men are superior to women

If a women is called this, it means they are useless/ unneeded

Originating from the early 1800’s, the word is starting to resurface after hundreds of years.

Said to have been first used during the war of 1812.

“We can fire her, she ain’t nothin’ but a no good crunt”

Plural “These crunts never learn, they must stay in the kitchen”

by Ed Eden May 24, 2022