Checkered

Ugly or stupid, as well as annoying. Fugly.

Guy: Hey dude, Jane wants to fuck you!
Guy 2: No, she’s so checkered.

Guy: My douchebag boss just fired me!
Guy 2: Aww man, that’s so checkered...
Guy: I know!

Girl: These shoes are so checkered!
Girl 2: Oh god, so ugly!

by Ventureboi March 21, 2020

Chris Crocker

Some sissy guy with no life who adores Britney Spears in a ridiculous way. He/She became pathetically famous after Britney's crappy performance on the MTVs 2007... Everybody was trashing Spears, when he/she spoke to the world, swimming in tears and defending Spears via YouTube... Glaring mistake!

Britney Crocker sissy fag

"Please leave me alooooone!"

"Oh, come on, don't be such a Chris Crocker, it's not gonna work"

by Jake-O October 2, 2007

cookered

To be "cooked in the head." Probably comes from "fried" or "brain fried." Imagine how someone would act if their brain was at least partially cooked. Could mean under the influence of drugs/alcohol or someone acting crazy or out of the ordinary.

Dude, did you see that guy in McDonalds last night drunk and singing Duran Duran using an Ice Cream cone? He was totally cookered!

by UrbanDictionarianGod January 7, 2016

Chris Crocker

An attention whoring cross dresser with a habit of creating annoying videos of himself and posting them on Youtube. In 2007 he posted his infamous "Leave Britney Alone!" in a pure example of whoring himself out to get attention.

I want to get on TV, I should cry like Chris Crocker

by Abu_sme September 30, 2007

cockerel's pipe dream

A rooster sitting on a doorknob in hopes of hatching a hardware store.

I should remove that doorknob on the chicken coop, and install a simple latch because that young rooster seems to have a cockerel's pipe dream.

by Spiritual-Master December 10, 2021

betty crocker brownie delight

A sexual act that starts with the man taking a shit on the women's breats, then he smashes the boobs together followed by the routine of tittie fucking. After he finishes he then eats the left-overs

Holy shit that was the best tasting Betty Crocker Brownie Delight i ever tasted!

by Jake D. Rafter February 2, 2008

Chris Crocker

A Cross dressing fag who got over a million views on youtube for having a nervous breakdown about brittney spears. His vid even reached to tv, and now reaches the most hated video on youtube

Chris Crocker:LEAVE BRITTNEY ALONE!!!

Youtuber:ya ya ya wutever u see kiss cocker, i hope u choke on someones balls u sperm goulping fag

by Ignoranus September 30, 2007