chooching

To masturbate while crying, as seen in "Mulholland Drive."

After going to a funeral and then watching porn, it was time for some chooching while listening to some emo music.

by Souttron, Papa D August 1, 2009

Cracking a tinny

Opening and drinking from a tin can of beer

My friend how about cracking a tinny?

by J The Don October 14, 2010

cracking wrack

An absolutely divine pair of voluptuous tittays

John: God, Tina's looking incredible today.
Chris: Yeah, she's got an absolute cracking wrack. I'd definitely motorboat those massive baps.

John: Damn right.

by ahmedofahmedovs June 30, 2022

Cone crashing

The best way of describing how to aggressively ride a guy while he's lying down, letting you do the work.

Heather was so excited that Paul returned from leave that she was cone crashing him all night.

Brandon had to make up an excuse for why he was late, but it was worth it since he finally got Brett to cone crash him before work.

by Cone crasher January 8, 2010

Brain Crunching

Intensely thinking about something obsessively and/or endlessly.

I laid awake in bed for 5 hours last night brain crunching about an idea for my Youtube channel.

by Jordan Newsom May 19, 2016

Cream Crunching

When you smash your meat in the door to assert dominance

Jimmy: "I saw my sister cream crunching last night and called Jesus."
Timmy: "Have your parents post-birth aborted her yet?"

by CreamCruncher69 June 25, 2020

roaching

Verb - The act of begging or looking for handouts. Broke people who never have anything and always want what you have.

If there's one thing I can't stand is roaching ass women at the club always trying to get a free drink.

by Donae' November 27, 2007