Pink Crayon

A dog's penis.

Eww, check it out, my dog's pink crayon is out!

by SoGGyCupCaKeS November 9, 2009

not the brightest crayon in the box

another term for not the sharpest tool in the shed implying that you are a total dumbass

well i guess we are not the brightest crayon in the box

by Holly Matronic May 27, 2007

white crayon

A seemingly useless crayon on white paper. But when paired with darker colored construction paper a whole new world is invented.

Briana put the white crayon to use by drawing on black construction paper.

by Ninja49 January 4, 2010

Crayton

Crayton is a very hot, attractive, sexy beast and a lot of girls love him and adore him.

" OMG Crayton is so hot!"

by Lickalottapussayyy July 29, 2016

clayson

a sexy male who gets all the ladies , he is perfect in every way possible but hates when bitches freak out

"did you see that guy over there with all those chicks?"

"yeah, he's such a clayson i wish i was him "

by theerector January 1, 2012

crayon crew

Special needs class. See also short bus.

You're joining the crayon crew?

by alt April 10, 2005

Dull Crayon

A dull crayon is most obviously a crayon which is dull. This word can also be used as an insult because just like nobody likes a dull crayon, nobody likes the person called a dull crayon.

Don't talk to him, Collin is a dull crayon.

by definerofworlds June 21, 2010