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Steamy Cartesian

The act of defecating on a girl's back, drawing a map of the world with said feces, and using your ejaculate as the polar ice caps. Only to be done on the dirtiest of whores. Not suggested on a loved one (unless they're into that).
Dude, I met this girl at the bar who turned out to be a gutter rat and told me to give her a Steamy Cartesian!
by Rusty Manhammer July 6, 2017
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the crate challenge

a challenge that only dumbasses do and people who don’t care if they break their leg
On my way to the hood to climb some crates. the crate challenge.
by extorics August 24, 2021
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Coco Crater

When you sprinkle and snort cocaine out of a girls ass.
“Dude what the fuck happened to all the blow?”
“My bad man, I gave Britney the old coco crater last night, she ended up ripping one while I was under procedure and it sent the blow all over my face like a powdered donut.”
by Johnny Legend November 25, 2021
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craterface

Dude, tony lovato is such a craterface!
by kate March 3, 2005
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Phoebe Cates

Phoebe Cates was a popular actress during the 80s. She is mostly known for her role as the sexually mature Linda Barrett in Fast Times At Ridgemont High and as Kate Beringer in Gremlins .

FACTS:

*She gets her gorgeous exotic looks from her mother who is half Filipina and her father who is of Russian/Jewish descent.

*She used to be a model.

*Is currently married to actor Kevin Klineand they have 2 kids.
"I'll never forget that scene in Fast Times at Ridgemont High when Linda takes off her bikini top and kisses Brad. But of course, that was all a part of his imagination!"
by Yuka September 4, 2004
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Smoking Craters

Slang term for smoking weed. Reference to an old muppets skit on Saturday Night Live, The Land of Gorch. In this skit, one of the characters is found to be "Smoking Craters", inhaling the smoke from the craters on the planet, presumably for narcotic purposes.
Do you know what your son is doing?
What, has he locked himself in the bathroom with a magazine again?
No! Your son is smoking craters!
by wisss March 29, 2008
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Cratering

When things go to shit or fall apart. Often used in I.T.
"Hey, are you coming for lunch?"
"Can't my fucking application is cratering and I need to fix it..."
by MaDMaN_26 March 28, 2007
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