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Snap, Crackle, Poop

You bang a chick in the star. Then, after you creampie, you hold her cheeks apart (gaper), and your buddy jumps out of the closet with a box of Rice Krispies and pours them in her ass. Last, put your ear really close and listen...
"Dude, I asked this drunk chick if she wanted to have breakfast, took her home, and gave her the Snap, Crackle, Poop. Lucky we had Krispies, 'cause Wheaties get stuck."
by Del Rio WI October 16, 2008
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cracklelacking

a form of saying hello, whats up,how are you. Came from the former "Ghetto" of Bay Village.
Hey girl whats cracklelacking?
by Jessica Chamberlain August 22, 2004
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Indiana Pork Crackler

When a person performs fellatio with Pop Rocks in their mouth.
Guy: Hey bitch, come give me that Indiana Pork Crackler.
Girl: Have any Pop Rocks?
by BillTheMannPorker January 12, 2011
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Crackled

To be tackled by a crack head. Often involves robbery or other unpleasant consequences.
"Dude, I just got crackled while walking through the park! I think me wallet is gone and I have a wet spot on the back of my pants!"
by xhobocorex March 23, 2007
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Boston Crackler

fatty toks in the morning aka spicy meat balls aka crackles
brewing fatty pisser toks boston crackler
by Asa johnson(y) December 14, 2009
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Canadian Crackle Jack

Where the man proceeds to have sexual intercourse with a female, then during climax, retreated to then return to take a shit in the woman’s vagina. Then the intercourse ceases for many hours until the poo has fully hardened. With this hardening the vaginal cavity is now blocked with poo. The man now proceeds to break that wall with his fists in a quick and powerful uppercut punch. Then the man collects the hardened poo chunks and throws them at the woman's face when she least expects it while yelling crackle jack in Canada.
Dude, I totally Canadian Crackle Jacked my girlfriend last night, she was so surprised.
by Termanalor117 June 28, 2010
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Spackle the crackle modackle

The act of putting spackle into one's mouth to hide dental imperfections.
Look at the gap in her teeth. I don't know whether to laugh or fill it with spackle. Hey, Spackle the crackle modackle!!
by me March 28, 2003
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