Crackers

They're square and salty....and...yeah.They taste good with something spread on them.

Billy asked his mommy if he could buy some crackers,and she kicked him in the nuts.

by TheWiggidy November 1, 2003

crackers

originally used as a term by British generals in letters back home to make fun of southern american wheat farms who turned there wheat into crackers to survive the winter.
it is now commenly used as redneck

those crackers got beat down by yanks
at gettysburg

by Eltapatio January 19, 2005

Mindless Crackers

Fans of Mindless Self Indulgence, not just white people.

Mindless Crackers 4 life, bitches!

by Jesus July 30, 2004

under crackers

its basically just another word for boxer shorts

i whipped on a fresh pair of under crackers this morning.. they felt lush

by disabled leming January 14, 2009

animal crackers

A euphemism used when "I don't know" or any other related phrase is not deemed the appropriate response to a question or witty phrase.

Also used to avoid answering potentially life-threatening questions while speaking with friends, lovers, or ex-wives.

A: Are you sure you're going to remember to bring me back my Playboy mag by next Tuesday?

B: Animal crackers.

by Storb June 14, 2010

Crackenism

1. An obscure false reference to cover up one's complete an utter lack of knowledge. 2. A statement based upon one's expertise on knowing next to nothing, but willing to argue to defend their point.

When asked where snails come from Molly quickly pulled a Crackenism out of her ass by saying "snails come from attic moisture, and were put there by Ron Perlman while he was shooting a Woody Allen film in the 70's".

by Morgan Fairchild August 28, 2008

sleeve of crackers

A metaphor for a long line (35+) of white people

I couldn't believe the sleeve of crackers waiting in line for the pre-sale Barbara Streisand tickets.

by 2535Miles July 29, 2009