A euphemism used when "I don't know" or any other related phrase is not deemed the appropriate response to a question or witty phrase.
Also used to avoid answering potentially life-threatening questions while speaking with friends, lovers, or ex-wives.
Also used to avoid answering potentially life-threatening questions while speaking with friends, lovers, or ex-wives.
A: Are you sure you're going to remember to bring me back my Playboy mag by next Tuesday?
B: Animal crackers.
B: Animal crackers.
by Storb June 14, 2010
Get the animal crackers mug.1. An obscure false reference to cover up one's complete an utter lack of knowledge. 2. A statement based upon one's expertise on knowing next to nothing, but willing to argue to defend their point.
When asked where snails come from Molly quickly pulled a Crackenism out of her ass by saying "snails come from attic moisture, and were put there by Ron Perlman while he was shooting a Woody Allen film in the 70's".
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I couldn't believe the sleeve of crackers waiting in line for the pre-sale Barbara Streisand tickets.
by 2535Miles July 29, 2009
Get the sleeve of crackers mug.Someone, particularly a female, that is just fucking insane. Typically overweight, bearing over-exposed thongs. Insecurity is often characteristic.
Did you see crazy crackers today? The thong was in full effect and she was talking some crazy-ass shit.
by cruiser in the OC June 2, 2006
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Billy was in a hurry wiping his arse and carelessly left some arse crackers which remained undiscovered till he wiped again the next day.
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Get the moyster crackers mug.Shaquan: Ayo I can't believe dat fool Mrs. Mackenzie made us go to da libary
Shawnta: I no nigga I haven't been to da libary in a minute son
Librarian: Boys, the elevator is this way.
Shaquan: Nah bitch we taken dem stairs, that elevator is a box of crackers
Shawnta: I no nigga I haven't been to da libary in a minute son
Librarian: Boys, the elevator is this way.
Shaquan: Nah bitch we taken dem stairs, that elevator is a box of crackers
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