misery X cpr

The legendary mix of the songs CPR by cupcakKe and Misery by maroon 5. It can also be mixed with the song apple bottom jeans and that one reeses puffs song.

Person 1: yo whats your favourite song
Person 2: misery x CPR
Person 1: go fuck yourself

by applsauz :3 August 5, 2023

Cunt CPR

The act of cunnilingus.

She was lying there like a dead horse. Cunt CPR seemed to do the trick.

by jaytmek April 28, 2014

Fish Needs Urgent CPR

Request to engage in cunnilingus.

My Fish needs urgent CPR, she said seductively.

by filthyA January 26, 2022

Two-Handed CPR

What you get when you cross a guy named luigi and dog porn. Also called masterbation, Spankin the Monkey, or winer washing.

Man i cant belive you walked in your your dad when he was doin two-handed CPR

by Scott Stpehens February 25, 2004

Wiener CPR

The act of performing oral sex on a man, see also blowjob.

"Yo, man, that girl Angel gave me a special kind of CPR yesterday!"
"Really? Whaddaya mean?"
"Boy, she gave me Wiener CPR!"
"Suh-weet! High five dude!"
*High- five*

Wiener CPR is fun or all!

by astarinmyownmind June 19, 2010

sapnxp.cpr

a very awesome and fun fanpage for a very attractive guy named sapnap!

“hey! your mutuals with sapnxp.cpr, right??”

by caniputmybawlsinyojaws October 12, 2021

French CPR

the act of kissing with tongue while laying on top of the person recieving the kiss. hands on chest are optional.

Dave: did you her that John gave Amanda French CPR, I heard she was blacked out and he woke her back up!
Michael: dude, thats called sexual assault.

by WhyWouldYouPostThis December 31, 2021