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CPR: Crotch-Powered Resurrection

Acronym for: Crotch-Powered Resurrection
The act of reviving someone (usually fictional, hot, and/or dead) through sheer sexual energy, unfiltered thirst, or erotic determination. Often applied to impossibly attractive TV or movie characters who were killed off way too soon — and you refuse to let them rest in peace because your libido said “not today.”
“Alcide from True Blood may be dead, but I will CPR: Crotch-Powered Resurrection that man back to life with nothing but vibes and a lace teddy.”
by Jontssss July 17, 2025
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cpr songs

songs you can do cpr to. some include:two trucks misery cpr girls just wanna have fun stayin alive imperial march
timmy:*passes out*
jimmy:*puts on two trucks*
timmy:*resurrects* wtf

jimmy:that's one of our cpr songs
timmy:oh yea
by raybeez April 22, 2022
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French CPR

the act of kissing with tongue while laying on top of the person recieving the kiss. hands on chest are optional.
Dave: did you her that John gave Amanda French CPR, I heard she was blacked out and he woke her back up!
Michael: dude, thats called sexual assault.
by WhyWouldYouPostThis December 31, 2021
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CPR

Candy Peppermint Resuscitation.
bungbob: This calls for CPR! Candy Peppermint Resu'sitation!
by pseud0nym12470 April 22, 2023
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GC CPR

The act of spamming a dead group chat in hopes of revival
"Bro, the GC CPR isn't working"
"Nah, I just gotta find a good meme"
by Swedish Ointment September 23, 2023
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CPR

Joey: Hey Mikey what does CPR stand for?
Mikey: Cardio Pulmonary Resuscitation?
Joey: I thought it was Cunt Pussy Rectum
by CaptainBoat September 18, 2018
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CPR

The dominating sexual act where a male performs the standard CPR procedure on another person choking/being choked. The standard involves 30 cock pumps followed by 2 breaths or allowing 2 breaths.
Jerry: Ben, I went on this tinder date last night. The girl was a freak. She actually asked me to perform CPR on her

Ben: and...

Jerry: the doctor said she will walk with a limp for a couple days, but she should make a full recovery.
by Sweetnlow April 10, 2019
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