Acronym for: Crotch-Powered Resurrection
The act of reviving someone (usually fictional, hot, and/or dead) through sheer sexual energy, unfiltered thirst, or erotic determination. Often applied to impossibly attractive TV or movie characters who were killed off way too soon — and you refuse to let them rest in peace because your libido said “not today.”
The act of reviving someone (usually fictional, hot, and/or dead) through sheer sexual energy, unfiltered thirst, or erotic determination. Often applied to impossibly attractive TV or movie characters who were killed off way too soon — and you refuse to let them rest in peace because your libido said “not today.”
“Alcide from True Blood may be dead, but I will CPR: Crotch-Powered Resurrection that man back to life with nothing but vibes and a lace teddy.”
by Jontssss July 17, 2025
Get the CPR: Crotch-Powered Resurrectionmug. songs you can do cpr to. some include:two trucks misery cpr girls just wanna have fun stayin alive imperial march
timmy:*passes out*
jimmy:*puts on two trucks*
timmy:*resurrects* wtf
jimmy:that's one of our cpr songs
timmy:oh yea
jimmy:*puts on two trucks*
timmy:*resurrects* wtf
jimmy:that's one of our cpr songs
timmy:oh yea
by raybeez April 22, 2022
Get the cpr songsmug. the act of kissing with tongue while laying on top of the person recieving the kiss. hands on chest are optional.
Dave: did you her that John gave Amanda French CPR, I heard she was blacked out and he woke her back up!
Michael: dude, thats called sexual assault.
Michael: dude, thats called sexual assault.
by WhyWouldYouPostThis December 31, 2021
Get the French CPRmug. Candy Peppermint Resuscitation.
by pseud0nym12470 April 22, 2023
Get the CPRmug. by Swedish Ointment September 23, 2023
Get the GC CPRmug. Joey: Hey Mikey what does CPR stand for?
Mikey: Cardio Pulmonary Resuscitation?
Joey: I thought it was Cunt Pussy Rectum
Mikey: Cardio Pulmonary Resuscitation?
Joey: I thought it was Cunt Pussy Rectum
by CaptainBoat September 18, 2018
Get the CPRmug. The dominating sexual act where a male performs the standard CPR procedure on another person choking/being choked. The standard involves 30 cock pumps followed by 2 breaths or allowing 2 breaths.
Jerry: Ben, I went on this tinder date last night. The girl was a freak. She actually asked me to perform CPR on her
Ben: and...
Jerry: the doctor said she will walk with a limp for a couple days, but she should make a full recovery.
Ben: and...
Jerry: the doctor said she will walk with a limp for a couple days, but she should make a full recovery.
by Sweetnlow April 10, 2019
Get the CPRmug.