Couch

The ginger bear at the gaybar that lets anyone and their friends lay on him.

Ew look at that couch over there. He just let that whole group of people lay down and fu ck.

by PDGinNEPA June 24, 2019

Couch

A booty, particularly a phat one. Idealy a slim waist and phat booty,

Sometines when i poke 'em they say ouch, I like gurls wit fat couches.

by Profa C Detroit Ink February 9, 2010

couched

Left out of things, as in not knowing a secret.

I was feeling so couched when everyone started talking about Melissa's surprise party. I mean, no one told me that she was having one.

by LadyLove December 2, 2007

couch ho or couch hoe

A person who cheats with someone on the living room couch in the same house where their partner is actively sleeping (or awake) in the another room.

It suddenly was quiet with odd sounds, and as I emerged from the bedroom I discovered that I was going to have to burn my couch since my partner and coworker had transformed into the dreaded couch ho or couch hoe (couch hoes).

by MT_UhHuh March 17, 2021

Joe Couch

To buy drinks for one or more people then leaving and sticking them with the tab.

Tom ordered a shot for the group and then Joe Couched them with the tab.

by Kiethsmom March 27, 2014

couch~glued

A state of being So Into something, as like TV or a Deep Conversation, that the person is Completely Unable to tear themselves away from it!!

They were Completely couch~glued that they missed dinner!!

by Starchylde January 29, 2015

couch killer

When someone is so fat that they would literally break your couch if they sat on it.

Guy 1: Dude, my couch has been squeaking ever since you brought your ex over to my house.
Guy 2: She's like 4 humans crammed into one human. She's a couch killer.

by zihb September 23, 2015