Corvon

Very Intelligent and rational person. Always knows exactly what is most important and has a massive penis. Gets all the hoes and doesn't have stds. Good at everything he does but doesnt try hard cuz he knows it doesn't matter. Big penis.

Wow. I get no hoes. I wish I was more of a CORVON

by JustinTheWanker May 15, 2021

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convo lag

when talking to someone online has delayed replies resulting in frustration.

#1

Joe: "man, the chick i like has major convo lag tonight."
Jim: "she doesn't like you then, sucks to be you joe."

#2

Frank: "what's with the convo lag tonight man"
Bob: "sorry looking at porn and playing WOW"

by shazzatpm January 14, 2008

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cornothologist

a person who has devoted their lives to the study of every type of corn. Also a religion; cornothy, the worship of corn. Many people have devoted their lives to coernothy, in which you have to memorize every type of corn existing to man kind to be considered enlightened by the gods of Coern.

I want to be a cornothologist when I grow up!

by Coerngrl16 October 13, 2010

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Convo Dodging

Appearing offline/away on MSN/Facebook so that when someone that you want to avoid sends you a message trying to strike up a conversation, you can act like you're not there. Many people wait until that someone is offline as well before answering. That way, that person gets a response (so they can't say you ignored them) and you don't have to actually talk to them.

Ellen: It says Tom's away, but his iTunes PM is still changing. He's sooooo convo dodging me...

by DaObjurgator April 20, 2011

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