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Carpenter

A person who is a problem solver for a high class crime family, usually fixing said problems with the problem disappearing without a trace.
by Stacy the Face February 28, 2011
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Corentine

Valentine’s Day during the coronavirus crisis. When singles worldwide feel less heart-broken or lonely that Covid-19 would prevent couples from going and dining out—the coronavirus is such a great leveler even on love matters, when it spares a thought for the unattached.
This Corentine, a number of food and flower businesses might just go under, or when most unmarried couples would reluctantly have to e-dine via Zoom.
by MathPlus February 12, 2021
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Sabrina Carpenter

A gorgeous blue eyed beauty who released her third album Singular act 1 November 9,2018.She treats her fans just like family.Sabrina has made my life so much better and had helped me get through so much.If you love listening to meaning full songs her songs are there.Sabrina is the most beautiful person I've ever seen.
Someone:Do you listen to anyone else other than Sabrina Carpenter?
Me:No no one else.Why would I she's my whole life.
by Rowbrina/Rilaya shipper April 21, 2019
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carpentry ninja

A carpentry ninja is one who approaches carpentry challenges with skill, determination, and problem solving. This is usually reflected in their speed, confidence, exceptional agility, and success at pretty much everything.
This bathroom remodel was definitely the work of a carpentry ninja...look at the clean cuts and consistency over here...
by carpentryninja1 November 27, 2011
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carpentryhero

The most giving person you'll ever know, would repair your cabinets, deck, baseboards, doors, for an excuse to visit or beer and pizza
My dad is my CarpentryHero because he built shelving in the garage, we reminisced over my childhood as we loaded the shelves over a beer, I have my garage back :)
by WoodGod June 5, 2014
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Sleep Carpentry

Sleep carpentry is akin to sleep walking; however in sleep carpentry, one begins carpentry work on his/her house whilst asleep.
"Oh man, last night was crazy. I went to sleep and when I woke up there was a brand new, handmade cabinet in my kitchen."

"Bro, that's a definite case of sleep carpentry. You're a sleep carpenter."

"Bro."
by Schderp May 12, 2014
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carpenter's dream

Flat as board and easy to nail!
First coined in 1903 by H. Cleveland Lowenbrau to describe the Baronesse of Eastern Slovovia
Your mom's lack of mamaries and promiscuity lend her to being dubbed a "carpenter's dream"
by Pubert Qubert Quakenbush April 3, 2003
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