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cornubropia

1. A large group of your closest male companions, your proverbial "bros". Activities of a cornubropia include but are not limited to: beer pong, pool, bowling (aka "browling"), Halo, watching Family Guy, listening to Dane Cook, foosball, and a general chill session.

2. A very large meal consumed by two or more male companions.
1. Bro #1: Bro! This party is totally packed.
Bro #2: Hell yeah bro! It's a total cornubropia! Dip, dip, dip, dip!

2. Bro #1: Alright, put the bacon on top of the eggs and peppers. Then we can put some cheese on the pancakes and wrap the whole thing in a waffle, bro!
Bro #2: I'm not sure if I'm ready. This cornubropia's getting a bit out of control.
by The False Broscenium November 7, 2009
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Cornsturbia

When your feces are filled with large amounts of undigested corn.
OM NOM NOM NOM NOM OM NOM NOM
OM NOM NOM NOM NOM OM NOM NOM
Cornsturbia! My poo is reflecting light.
Cornstrubia! Each strain I knew it wasn't right.
Cornstrubia! Each grain is all yellow and white.
Cornstrubia! Cornstrubia...
by Corn Monster April 9, 2010
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Cormutation

The act of appearing to be deep in philosophical thought, while actually thinking about food and/or sex.
"He looked cormutatively out the window at a woman about to have her dress blown up by the wind".
"Deep in cormutation, he was unaware his friends were laughing at him seducing his own leg with his hands".
by DangerThursday.com May 2, 2011
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cornuism manifesto

The plot by corn farmers and the FDA to take over the world through the growth of corn and the manufacturing of high fructose corn syrup. These greedy bastards are soaking up our youth in obesity caused by their unhealthy food products. They also feed the corn to the animals that are mass produced that we ever so blindly eat. Eventually, there will be no healthy food and the corn will rule us all. The food system is taking over... be fat or die.
fuck, I'm so hungry pass me my cornsoda

the cornuism manifesto has made me hate my greedy country

cornuism manifesto will destroy america long before any president is able to do so
hide your children.. wait.. it's all full of corn
by squatchwatch November 28, 2011
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Cornter

A person admitted to a long-term psychiatric facility at a young age.
Lola became a Cornter at the young age of ten.
by Anonymous :p October 13, 2016
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Corntainer

Jack, can I use your Corntainer for tonight's dinner?
by Slater92 August 29, 2016
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cornthwaite

Cornthwaite...where the word 'thwaite' means 'the clearing of'. Thus, clearing of the corn. "CORNTHWAITE" Not to be confuzed with a cereal brand, named 'Cornflakes'.
Corinthian 1... "post biblical times, the english language dropped vowels in their wording...Thus, us Corinthians from Corinthia became Cornthwaite's"...We were merely cleared out.

Corinthian 2... "Thwaite! No wonder we are short of corn"!
by Dutchy111983 October 13, 2017
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