choofta

Someone who vapes.

"Hey mate, have you seen Dennis." "Yeah mate he's having a vape." "What a bloody choofta."

by old mate@ July 22, 2021

Cop Coof

To steal, rob, burglarize someone or to take something from someone without expectation. The items taken are usually large sums of money, drugs or items worth selling for money or drugs.

I'm about to cop coof on that dude's hat.

by HeyLaney July 11, 2009

Cooktusfuck

Cooked As Fuck

A term typically used to describe a level of high at such strength and ferocity that cannot be described in any other fashion.
The term can be used to describe a high or trip under the influence of any drug or material.

"Hey Humphrey, I'm so god damn high - I'm cooktusfuck"
"Yo did you see Benjamin last night? He was so cooktusfuck"

by PlsGuban March 16, 2015

Coont

A combination of the words Coon and Cunt. Can be (A) used in reference to a black vagina or, for Australians mainly, (B) a way to address a black friend

(A): I tore up her coont bro
(B): Person 1: Sup my Coont!

Person 2: Sup whitey

by TheRacistPlug June 26, 2019

coontard

An offensive term for one who is half nigger and half retard.

Damn Taint.... you are such a coontard!

by Dirt McGuirt July 2, 2007

coontopia

See "niggertopia"

After they elected a Black President every nigger in America thought they were in Coontopia.

by monkeymang September 5, 2009

CoffTea

CoffTea represents one of the many errors in the seemingly simple task of preparing instant coffee. It takes the form of luke warm, grey-brown liquid, and on tasting, could be either tea or coffee. It's impossible to tell. Even complex chemical analysis performed by very clever people wearing lab coats would throw up a blank on cofftea.

My grandmother made me a delicious cup of cofftea.

by Bluetongue April 16, 2010