Bureaucratic nonsense; official-sounding folderol -- as "board stretcher" "prop wash" red tape bureaucratism double speak snipe hunt cow tipping
Dog the Bounty Hunter calls people in to "sign a waiver of consignadictment." Of course, there is no such thing; but when they come in, he's got them.
by JPB August 10, 2006
Get the consignadictment mug.The easy-going way of life. Blissful avoidance and ignornance of common organizations, movements, responsibilities, or anything that doesn't affect the follower. Someone who is a follower of Conscientious Apathy often won't care about a breakthrough in cancer research anymore than they would if they accidentally forgot to comb their hair that morning.
Though frowned upon by the 'go-getting' and influential type, a follower of Conscientious Apathy will often shrug off any criticism and live by the Conscientious Apathy code: "It's great that you care, I'm glad that you care, but, I don't care."
Someone who is a follower of Conscientious Apathy does not do it to be rude or harmful to others, the way of life is chosen to relieve stress and to find a more peaceful and pacifistic way to survive in times like these. It's controversy is ignored because no one who is a follower cares what others think about their way of life.
Though frowned upon by the 'go-getting' and influential type, a follower of Conscientious Apathy will often shrug off any criticism and live by the Conscientious Apathy code: "It's great that you care, I'm glad that you care, but, I don't care."
Someone who is a follower of Conscientious Apathy does not do it to be rude or harmful to others, the way of life is chosen to relieve stress and to find a more peaceful and pacifistic way to survive in times like these. It's controversy is ignored because no one who is a follower cares what others think about their way of life.
"I think it's great that the Lung Cancer Association is around, but I really could care less about it."
"I'd love to donate money to the school trip, but I'm not going so I really don't give a crap."
"Is my shirt really that ugly? Well, I'm sure I'll survive."
"Sorry, My Conscientious Apathy is leading me away from that 'Teamwork' conference"
"I'd love to donate money to the school trip, but I'm not going so I really don't give a crap."
"Is my shirt really that ugly? Well, I'm sure I'll survive."
"Sorry, My Conscientious Apathy is leading me away from that 'Teamwork' conference"
by Climtheconqueror March 26, 2009
Get the Conscientious Apathy mug.1. adj: Being in a state of awareness; alert (Antonym: Ignorant)
2. adj: Meaningful; with intent
3. adj: Awake; alive (Antonyms: Unconscious, "Knocked-Out")
See also consciousness
2. adj: Meaningful; with intent
3. adj: Awake; alive (Antonyms: Unconscious, "Knocked-Out")
See also consciousness
Definition 1: Alan was conscious that his decision would decide for the entire jury.
Definition 2: Jason made the conscious choice to ignore his brother's warnings and went to the party.
Definition 3: After being hit by the falling brick, he was lucky to still be conscious.
Definition 2: Jason made the conscious choice to ignore his brother's warnings and went to the party.
Definition 3: After being hit by the falling brick, he was lucky to still be conscious.
by Valiton Aloysius July 29, 2005
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Derived from this drunk text, the word means:
conkis: (n.) a search
conkis: (v.) to search; to find
conkistador: (n.) one who unfailingly gets shit done
Derived from this drunk text, the word means:
conkis: (n.) a search
conkis: (v.) to search; to find
conkistador: (n.) one who unfailingly gets shit done
(n.) "Our conkis has only just begun."
(v.) We should conkis Charlie to find out what he's up to
(n.) "Conquistadors were assholes, but conkistadors take charge and order the pizza for everyone who's too lazy to do it themselves."
(v.) We should conkis Charlie to find out what he's up to
(n.) "Conquistadors were assholes, but conkistadors take charge and order the pizza for everyone who's too lazy to do it themselves."
by Moderated Conkis August 31, 2010
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{con-see}
noun
A man who can be employed in any role despite a perceived lack of aptitude across the board.
Consi's tend to gain a level of reverance in any city they are a denizen of.
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noun
A man who can be employed in any role despite a perceived lack of aptitude across the board.
Consi's tend to gain a level of reverance in any city they are a denizen of.
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