cong

(verb) To mess around.

Quit congin' and get back to work!

by tokkot July 11, 2004

congee

An asian food; it's texture is of slimy and gooey origins (i.e jizz pudding); it is made during the soaking of rice in water for extended periods of time.

I went to the store to buy some congee.

by thecorrectifieddefinitivater June 17, 2004

conga drum

When a man (or woman) is on top of a large overweight african lady and beats her breasts to the beat of a conga drum song, which is playing during the intercourse.

cobe, did u hear that jack conga drum'd that lady?

by the buffacorn August 18, 2011

Conger mcgreggor

When you Catch a conger eel that fights so hard it could hold 2 belts in ufc

I went fishing the other night and caught a fucking conger mcgreggor !

by Conger mcg December 3, 2016

quadcumber conger lips

A phrase used to describe a young female of a most perverted nature who very much enjoys the act of fellatio.

"Jesus, look at that dirty slut over by the bar, what a quadcumber conger lips!"

by oyon December 3, 2006

Tony Conigliaro

The embodiment of the squandered hopes of generations of Red Sox fans. Tony C., born in Revere MA, was the a star player of the Sox' "Impossible Dream" team in 1967 and was hit in the eye with a pitch, taking him out for a year and a half. He made a good comeback the year of his return but because of the injury he was never the same. Later he had a heart attack from which he never recovered fully and died while in a coma in 1990. The Red Sox have since instituted the Tony Conigliaro award for players who have overcome adversity, and Major League Baseball started making helmets with the now standard protective earflap.

Tony Conigliaro broke the American League record as the youngest player to reach 100 home runs.

by Brooksie May 30, 2006

configuration masochism

Within the field of Information Technology, the act of implementing, possibly but not necessarily, good practice configurations without any business value just for the sake of using the available functionality and thereby creating the feeling of self satisfaction which has as the consequence that other involved parties are hindered in performing their day to day operations which invokes great frustration for said parties.

An architect suffering of configuration masochism designs the configuration of a totally private cloud instance in such a way that for each department in the company a small "firewalled" subnet is created while discarding the fact that in the end all services implemented by each department within their respective network segments have to communicate to each other in a non predictable way. Because of that an endless set of firewall and routing rules have to be created to make communication between these services possible which defeats the purpose of having firewalled network segments in the first place.

by ABloodCryingEngineer March 29, 2013