Confuckled

Confused and fucked up like shit at the same time

Tommy was confuckled twords the pole being painted pink

by zombielord221 October 4, 2019

Confuckindential

information attempted to be pry’d out before confidentiality agreement is provided or signed.

“ Hey Dr. Tim, what kind of medications is Chuck taking and what for?” – Rob

“Now, Rob, you know I can’t tell you that because it’s confuckindential” – Dr Tim

by chrissy123 September 2, 2010

confusted

A bitter, sour blend of feeling confused - and frustrated at your confusion - and feeling like you done just got busted in the face with a cold 40oz of MadDog.

Zilo walked down the block confusted that Pedro diss'ed his El Camino just because the lawn mower he hauls around in it doesn't match his rims.

by pat12345678910 July 21, 2011

confuckeld

when you like a very hot girl but she is really bitchy and you can't stand to be around her except for the fact that she is hot

The most used example for confuckeld is the confuck scale:
oprah - nice but ugly
scarlet johansen- moderate and a little pretty
megan fox - extremely hot but extremely bitchy
snookie - bitchy and ugly

by Scondon Nark April 24, 2012

Confucktor

a train conductor that like to fuck my child

if u see confucktor tell cops plz he eat my bby

help, i saw a confucktor back there

i want to be a confucktor when i grow up

by Your mom is my BAE April 22, 2019

confusted

used as an alternative to confused.

now im confusted
im confused and confusted

by bacchus July 26, 2004

Confucked

When your comp gets fucked up by Conficker, the virus.

1: Hey man theres this virus here called Conficker on my comp...
2: Hahahhaha you got confucked!

by Lolzorznager April 1, 2009