confagurate

To setup in the gayest way possible

Did you see that system? Elton John couldn't confagurate it any worse.

by wizzardude August 28, 2018

Confabulalgia

Sorrowfull feeling of nostalgia for distant memories one has never personally experienced. Confabulation is pressence and creation of "fake memories" and nostalgia is moody feeling over past experiences and memories, therefore confabulation is a portmanteau of confabulation and nostalgia.

Person 1: "Dude, check out this song from 1920's, it sounds so familiar, its like I lived in that time period!"

Person 2: "Maaan, you are experiencing confabulalgia right now! Chill out, you did not reincarnate..."

by Wersus January 2, 2022

Conjambulated

You’re mind in crazy. You have no idea what’s going on. Fuck it mindset

I’m so conjambulated it makes me want to rip my eyes out.

by qoitree April 26, 2022

Conflatulate

To conflate two or more similar sounding words to humorous effect.

My wife has a tendency to conflatulate.

She just asked me to pass her the Sand Hanitizer.

She keeps saying "Hey Alexandra!" and wonders why Alexa never responds.

I would be concerned, but she's done it all her life, so I know it's not dementia.

by Prankstarr August 1, 2022

Conjaculate

To congratulate someone by giving him an orgasm. (Congratulate + ejaculate)

She'll conjaculate me after I tell her I got the promotion.

Hey, I won the contest! Conjaculate me!

by ImJoeAsFuck February 2, 2023

Conjagulate

the act of completely eradicating or eliminating something from existence.

‘he conjagulated his sons rose toy as it made too much noise.’

by zarrie November 12, 2023

conjagulate

The act of completely eradicating or deleting something from existence. This includes all the particles that made the object up.

'The man conjagulated his son with a time machine.'

by zarriewarb November 15, 2023