confident turtle

A confident turtle is the action how kids with down syndrome talks to another person by looking up, usually directed an adult or someone taller.

Hey that kid gave me a confident turtle and I was like "YOU THINK YOU'RE BETTER THAN ME?"

by Frexk December 3, 2015

continental european

A description attributed to old white people who hail from the European continent, often recognised by their inability to add salt (referred to in their vernacular as 'spice') and refusal to wash hands before eating, and after scratching their arse. Not to be confused with the Continental European breakfasts served at American hotel chains like the Hilton.

Jasmine: Congrats on your new place! What's your flatmate like?

Tina: She's Continental European...

Jasmine: OH..you better stock gallons on hand sanitiser in your flat.

by kuntress December 23, 2018

Confident gay

When a gay man/woman is very open about their gayness and doesn’t try to hide it. Often makes straight people or closeted gay people gay panic
Slay Queen!!💓💖💞💞🏳️ 🌈

Gay person: *flirts with straight person*
Straight person: *gay panicks*
Other gay person: You’re such a confident gay that you make straight people gay panic!

by Bi Hufflepuff March 23, 2020

L.A. Confidential

A great movie directed by Curtis Hanson about crime and corruption in the city of L.A. during the 50's from the perspective of cops. The perfect cast includes Guy Pearce, Russel Crowe, Kevin Spacey, James Cromwell, Kate Basinger, and Danny De Vito. The overrated Titanic robbed it of Oscar glory.

L.A. Confidential was on last night, that movie was really fucking great!

by Jordan C. January 9, 2006

High School Confidential

A campy late 1950s anti-drug propaganda film starring Russ Tamblyn with Jackie Coogan (Uncle Fester from The Addams Family) playing a soda fountain owner/drug lord. It opens up with a sequence of Jerry Lee Lewis playing the title song, one of his all time best songs (The Killer was considered to represent the height of depravity at the time to mainstream America, hence his presence in the film). One could say it's more or less the dark side of "Happy Days" as clean cut American teenagers start smoking pot, listening to rock and blues, getting into juvenile delinquency and (implied, given the era) promiscuity, and eventually heroin. It's a lot more fun to watch than "Reefer Madness" not only because of Jerry Lee (and the whole idea of Uncle Fester getting kids hooked on pot and then moving them on to heroin) but because it is actually a pretty well made film in a 50s B way.

In the 70s people would go to midnight screenings of High School Confidential and get stoned.

by Rattus cattus October 20, 2006

Condomentia

Condomentia: full form: condom dementia. (N) A specific state of late-stage cognitive and/or psychological decline that manifests in insane, inaccurate, and dangerous claims, most notably by the Pope, that condoms increase, instead of help prevent, the spread of STDs.

Example: "The Vatican reported today that the Pope's condomentia has worsened considerably in recent weeks, accounting for his outrageous claim that condoms increase the spread of AIDS. They apologize for the inconvenience."

by cayrez March 18, 2009

Confident walk away

When you get done with that perfect dump and consider wiping, but are so confident that you will have a ghost wipe that you just pull up your britches and confidently walk away.

Dude - Dude, just blew a confident walk away.

Other Dude - What?

Dude - I lost confidence, wiped, and it was totally unnecessary.

Other Dude - How do you fuck that up?

by The Evil Dingo June 11, 2009