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cuddle condition

The act in being in peak form for hugging and squeezing and cuddling. Exercises involved In making one in “cuddle condition” would involve
the arms and upper body, especially the head.

One might perform cuddle conditioning in an effort to better at the aforementioned hugging and squeezing and cuddling.
Although he had been away overseas, he managed to train every day so that he could be in cuddle condition for when he arrived home to see his girl.
by BourbonBombshell October 29, 2019
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condescending prick

Someone who thinks all their actions, thoughts, opinions and tastes are better than anybody's else.

ps: Very often condescending pricks are also pseudo-intellectuals. However pseudo-intellectuals tend to be more subtle.
JOE - This beer is pretty good huh?
CP - Please... this? It's shit. You should try the beer I've had in Germany, now that was worth drinking. This is just piss.
JOE - You're such a condescending prick.
by Dmitry Karamazov December 19, 2012
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Redneck Air Conditioner

Underwear that has been dipped in water to be worn by itself while sitting in front of an electric fan.
Tom said it was so hot yesterday that he had to put on his Redneck Air Conditioner.
by NancyinGA July 6, 2008
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Congettioflucktion

A way of saying congratulations to someone who has recently lost their virginity.
Congettioflucktion! Did you get any tounge?
by p0ke17 May 19, 2019
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condesending

to talk down to.
My father is very condesending towards me.
by CJayyyyyyyyyadlfakj February 26, 2011
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Condescending lol/lmao

The act of explaining something to someone, but adding a lol at the end, to make the other person feel bad, even they are in the right. This can also be a lmao, or even an XD, (however; the latter is much more cringy, and is more often used by furries)
Person A: How many turnips do I need to buy from Daisy Mae to get bamboo shoots, in animal crossing?

Person B: You don't buy them lol. You get them on a mystery island tour.

Person A: ...But I watched someone get them in the mail, from Daisy Mae, live... And that's much more reliable than hoping to get a bamboo island.

Person B: Whatever. You probably dreamt it up lmao.

Person A: There are articles that even explain it, but they don't say how many you need. You don't need to add the condescending lol/lmao when you're wrong.
by NickPikk April 19, 2020
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