canadian cumshot

This term is used when reffering to when a male drink 12 gallons of maple syrup and his sperm has a brown tint and his semen is ejaculated onto a females toe all while watching a hockey porn parody

Yo Jewish boy, did you know last night I Canadian cumshoted rachel

by Lightning mc’Chilling July 11, 2018

devils cumshot

When you shoot your self with dragons breath ammunition

"Damn did you hear Kyle shot him self"
"no what happened"
"Homie pulled a devils cumshot on himself"

by Tacticaltoad431 August 26, 2021

Warpaint Cumshot

To explode the most powerful load into the face of some poor unsuspecting prey, the result should end with cum drenched in the victims entire face, and every facial orifice, seriously, in the eyebrows, hair, nostrils, eyeballs, everywhere.

Chick:"Give it to me!!!"

Guy:". . . ok!"

*SPLOOOOSHH!

Chick: "WTF WAS THAT?!?! I ALMOST DROWNED!!!"

Dude: " ahhhhhh Warpaint cumshot baby."

by cockjuggling thundercunt January 12, 2010

reverse cumshot

A reverse cumshot is a sexual act that is only for the bravest of men. It is a sexual competition between two men where the object is to reach orgasm before your partner. First, opposite ends of a catheter are inserted into each man's penis thus allowing flow of semen between and into the others penis. Both men masturbate, while kissing and caressing each other. When one man reaches climax his semen is discharged through the catheter into his partners penis, thusly giving him a reverse cumshot. The winner of this competition is the man who ejaculate first.

Dammit. I got a reverse cumshot last night. It hurt and burned and now I have the beast man aids. I just couldn't cum fast enough.

by Just gusto April 1, 2015

cumshot chimaev

Inspired by welterweight UFC fighter Khamzat Chimaev, this maneuver consists of a fireman’s carry takedown and, after assuming the dominant position, cumming on the opponent’s face. Perfect for both the octagon and the bedroom.

I was chillin with my girl yesterday, one thing led to another and I ended up giving her a cumshot chimaev.

by sadsappy November 7, 2021

Canine Cumshot

Right as you're cumming, your dog trots over and walks right into your cumshot making your pooch temporarily blind and disoriented.

Jim: The weirdest thing happened to my dog yesterday.
John: What happened bro?
Jim: I gave him an accidental Canine Cumshot.

John: WTF!

by DarkWolfRising January 4, 2011

Courtesy Cumshot

When you cum on a 4 or below out of pity.

Jenny has been going after me for so long that I just had to give her a courtesy cumshot

by Courtesycumshot July 20, 2016