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Computer Dating

Computer Dating

It's like pimping but you rarely have to use the phrase "upside your head"

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Computer Dating:

Leela: Bender, this is stupid. Why would anyone come to you for romantic help?
Bender: HEY! DON'T MAKE ME GO UPSIDE YOUR HEAD
by rzhhhh June 21, 2011
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Find the computer room!

The annoying phrase Vector says when you pause the game on the Cosmic Fall level in Shadow the Hedgehog.
4Kids sucks.

*pause*
FIND THE COMPUTER ROOM!!!1
by Christina D December 24, 2008
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Obsessive Computer Disorder

To constantly be online or just on a personal computer for fun or entertainment. Also always thinking about anything computer related.
My father who has Obsessive Computer Disorder, a.k.a OCD, is always on the computer.
by NekoPocky July 7, 2010
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Computer Sigh

When your laptop or computer makes a loud breathing noise when loading a page or attempting to process something. Can be embarrassing if it sighs during class.
Low Tech Dude: "That what noise is?"
You: My highly sophisticated machine is thinking, or computer sighing.
Low Tech Dude: "Mean what that does?"
by Soapboxy July 26, 2009
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Computronically

Used in conversation by I.T. Professionals to try to gain the intellectual high ground when discussing 'I.T' matters*.

*No knowledge of the subject is actually needed.

OR

Deals with the theoretical foundations of information and computation, and of practical techniques for their implementation and application
Computronically speaking, Windows 7 is better than Windows Vista.
by Sultan_of_Ping October 4, 2010
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computer std

When you download a virus off of a porn website to your computer.
Person #1: Why is your computer running so slow?
Person #2: It got a computer std
by pinkrhinestone January 29, 2014
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computer boy

A computer boy is a socially inept teenage male who spends a large portion of their day to day lives on a computer whether it be playing games, watching japanese animated cartoons, programming or all the above.

These persons often spend so much time on their computers they developed forward head syndrome, are unhygenic and odorous.
Gossip Girl 1: "Hey, Jessica, I heard Jimmy has a crush on you."

Jessica: "Eww, no, he's totally a computer boy."
by Rogerth@! January 1, 2018
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