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Facial Compatibility

The likelihood of two people creating a working relationship based on prominent facial features and the overall attractiveness of each individual.
Jane: I just don't know if Bill and I will work out.
Suzy: Well, it all depends. How's your facial compatibility?
Jane: Facial compatibility?
Suzy: Yeah,for instance, Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck are totally facially compatible, thats why their still married. Sandra Bullock and Jesse James on the other hand. . .it was never meant to be.
by TheGeniusNextDoor January 21, 2011
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Compactus

A horizontal filing cabinet on rails used in offices for space efficiency
Oh my god, dont get crushed by the compactus.
Beware of the compactus
by mrgg December 22, 2010
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El Compacto

The biggest, most cakey, rich drug lord to every exist. His wife, Anne Hathaway, is always simping for this man. He has multiple hide-outs located just south of the border alongside his high school operations.

Rumors say he is planned to run a "How-To-Drug-Right" show premiering Fall 2025.

His identity is currently unknown and he is presumed dead by the governmen-women, but everyone knows he is alive. He can be spotted in trees, men's restrooms, and Bass Pro Shops. He is rumored to have ties to President Trump. He has many wives, mainly being over the age of 30. (he fulfills their needs by land, airline, and sea , that's why he's got 2,000 kids. he has a sex drive of a cougar, with his cougars)
He is most famous for his plane escape from Alcatraz, where he continued to scuba dive to the Keystone Colorado Mountains and then jet pack to Venezuela (his most loyal customers). People have claimed to see him in Guantanamo Bay, particularly running the detention camp itself.
He has many chemist connections.

He is rumored to have connections to up-and-coming rapper and RnB icon Yung JCB.

Enemies: mousetrap cars

El Compacto drowns fish.

he does not get frost bite, El Compacto bites frost.

The great wall of china was meant to keep El Compacto out, it did not work.

El Compact destroyed the periodic table because El Compacto only knows the element of surprise.

PS: he is everywhere, watch yo moms and aunts. chances are, too late
Kid: Mommy, who was that in your room?

Mom: Well, El Compacto dear. He wanted to say hi to your new brother.
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compaticorn

Compatible with all signs
"What sign are you? you seem like a gemini..i dont like gemini's"

"No worries babe, im a COMPATICORN!
by dlanigersirrom December 12, 2018
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kama compatible

When two people's anatomy, preference and skill combine and result} in lightning bolt sex.
They didn't know each other very well but there is one thing that is for sure, they are kama compatible. They had mind blowing sex for hours. It was nothing short of amazing.

She was unsure about what he stood for at first because he was so hushhush about who is was and where he came from, she was willing to try to figure out what this dude was all about because they were so perfectly kama compatible.
by JuicyPineapple February 17, 2015
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glove compartment

The glove compartment isn't accurately named
And everybody knows it.
So i'm proposing a swift orderly change.
Cause behind its door there's nothing to keep my fingers warm
And all i find are souvenirs from better times
Before the gleam of your taillights fading east
To find yourself a better life.
" Death Cab sings about a glove compartment"
by Chaaaaaaaarlotte April 20, 2006
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Compartmentalised Traffic Window

A highly innovative method of traffic calming first initiated by Colin Minton of Ford Village Society. It's primary aims are probably really good but I can't actually remember what they are at present.
Police: "Oh cheers Colin, another great presentation on the Compartmentalised Traffic Window".

Colin: "Cheers Mr. Policeman"
by Mr. Policeman March 22, 2010
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