commode paralysis

A condition often associated with excessive on-toilet gaming, or other time-distracting activities, resulting in temporary loss of lower extremity use.

Damn if I didn't just fall off the shitter! Got the commode paralysis. Couldn't move my legs or feel 'em neither...BUT I KILLED ON FORTNITE, WORTH IT!!!

by YAWA January 4, 2019

common projects

A not very well known but expensive men's shoe brand. Their shoes are pretty chill.

It also makes other goods like bag.

Dude 1: Look at these Common Projects.
Dude 2: They're chill!

by Japon January 16, 2008

Common

Common (a.k.a. CommonSense) is an underground rapper out of chicago.He broke out with his song "I used to love h.e.r." talking about how hip hop was being changed in the 90's

Did you hear about Common from brown sugar?

by Roddie Kay October 24, 2004

comdomsation

The sensation you get while wearing a condom

Jeff went to the store to buy ribed comdoms for Sallys pleasure and while fornicating Jeff ask Sally if she was injoying the comdomsation.

Jeff didn’t like the comdomsation he was experiencing and threw the condom on the floor and knocked that Sally hoe bitch up.

by Sagging plastic February 18, 2008

commode

A politer way to say ''toilet''.

I need to make sure the cat uses the commode.

by David March 6, 2004

common cold

what i have right now

wow, the common cold sucks balls

by bobertdude October 8, 2007

comedy of the commons

A play on the phrase tragedy of the commons. In the tragedy of the commons, each person tries to maximize their own benefit, and the end result is that everyone loses because of overutilization of limited resources. In the comedy of the commons, each person, while getting something for themselves, also (directly or indirectly) contributes back to the common good at the same time.

BitTorrent makes use of the comedy of the commons, since the more people who participate, the better the service gets.

by One Luther Blissett December 1, 2006