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Comment Stalker

A person who goes through all the comments to troll because their only purpose in life is to correct people instead of seeing a therapist themselves.
Why is she only a comment stalker to my comment on this post? Don't I also have a right to my opinion?
by Leointhehouse March 22, 2016
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Carolyn Connell Comment

A term used to describe a certain type of facebook comment. In order for a comment to qualify it must have all of these qualities:

1.) BE IN ALL CAPS
2.) Use lots of "hahaha"
3.) End with a smiley face:)
4.) Be completely positive and complimentary
5.) Include an inside joke

This is, of course, named after Carolyn Connel, who does it all the time.
Facebook Commenter A: THIS IS LIKE THE PRETTIEST PICTURE EVER:) HAHAHA I LOVE YOU SO MUCH SANDWICH BUDDY:)

Facebook Commenter B: Nice Carolyn Connell Comment
by imjustapersonyall April 27, 2011
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Commentators curse

When a commentator of a sport or other competitive event praises a team or player and then that team/player soon after has something bad happen to them (concede points, injury etc.)
Commentator: Team A is looking really good this half, Team B just can't break their defense.
*Team B immediately breaks the line of defense and scores*
Team A fan: God damn it, why did he have to apply the commentators curse?
by Inlaidflyer2 April 30, 2015
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go commando

to dress without underpants / knickers, but be otherwise normally attired
"i'm afraid I can't lower my trousers your honour, as I have gone commando today"
by disco stu May 14, 2003
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YouTube Comments

Human nature laid bare. As scary to read as it is to take a critical look inside yourself.
(in person)
Person A: Hi!
Person B: Hello how are you?
Person A: Good thank you!

(online, youtube comments and elsewhere, where anonymity almost guarantees no repercussions)
Person A: fuk you faggit go die
Person B: ill kill you stfu bitch
...
by over99 April 28, 2011
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comment section

This conversation is completely unreal! Its like, can anything be WORSE than the Comment Section on Facebook...???
by SantoBougé October 20, 2015
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commander cuckoo bananas

Homer Simpson's nickname for *, AWOL George, Shrub, Miserable Failure, Cimpy McCokespoon, Dumbya, etc. (George W Bush)
Marge: Bart, I love you, but sometimes I don’t love your choices. (sigh) Now we have to find another school for you.

Homer: Yeah, and if you get kicked out of that one you’re going straight in the army where you’ll be sent straight to America’s latest military quagmire. Where will it be? North Korea? Iran? Anything’s possible with Commander Cuckoo-Bananas in charge.
by FarceOfNature2005 May 19, 2005
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