Polish Sausage that Comes With Its own Drink

How to introduce the concept of ingesting semen to your lover in the form of a joke. Much funnier than the traditional "swallow or spit?"

"Hey, honey. How 'bout a Polish sausage that comes with its own drink?"

by creedmoor May 6, 2006

Chaka Comes With A Price

A phrase that indicates bad juju (much like a curse of misfortune) will be targeted at a person if they attempt to perform certain acts.

As Dakota reached for my last cigarette, I warned him, "Chaka Comes with a price.." Unfortunately, he disregarded my warning and woke up the following morning with Multipleclerosis.

by ChowderDunk June 8, 2016

comes with a free ego

A tag added to the end of a product that when bought makes the consumer think they are better than everyone else.

Steve: Do you know what the temperature in Aspen is today?

Ronald: Lemme check on my brand new iPhone!

Steve: Ronald youve had that phone for 3 months shut the fuck up.

Peter: Steve, dont you know that the iPhone comes with a free ego?

by dercanerfuyijander October 5, 2009

comes out of the blue

To happen unexpectedly

"He seemed so surprised from the news that comes out of the blue"

by Dolucky April 12, 2021

Here It Comes!

Phrase used when someone is about to release a bad fart/burp. Indicates to the people around said person that it's too late to escape the impending stench.

While sitting next to Matt on the bus he shouted "Here It Comes!" Then the dreaded smell of rotten eggs entered my olfactory.

by ghorg February 21, 2011

comestibate

v. to perform a blowjob, to perform fellatio.

Etymology: Conflation of comestible, meaning something eaten, and masturbate.

Your mom comestibated me last night, but she didn't swallow.

by insert_name_here December 28, 2007

Compessive

Being competitive and aggressive

I pushed over a girl in soccer and she then told me that I am way to compessive.

by saucemasterH December 23, 2017