Mortal Combat

Misspelled Mortal Kombat

Person 1: I just can't wait for Mortal Combat 11

Person 2: it's Mortal Kombat dumbass

by Midly entertaining February 7, 2019

noobs in combat

a roblox game where you command a noob army against another noob army in different scenarios, including vehicles from ww2 to the cold war

can be played both cooperatively with other players or player vs player

the game has a discord server filled with pedophiles and people who say Move Shitposts

dude 1: i play nic (noobs in combat)
dude 2: get away from me

by baby_boss62626 June 27, 2022

Combat Jack

To jack off in the middle of a firefight, or any combat situation.

Bob: Oh shit man, I'm scared of these Sammies.
Jim: Let's just combat jack to relieve the anxiety!

by Moskau September 23, 2005

man to hand combat

1.) to masturbate

I was so horny I had some intense man to hand combat!

by PwnNubs May 31, 2009

combat wingman

The act of taking one for the team while in a combat zone. Kin to the standard "Wingman" just under different conditions. Conditions befitting the term "Combat Wingman" are as follows; Taking one for the team while deployed, Obstructing a potential cock blocking Betty to a point where you either have to fuck or fight the potential cock blocker.

Also Known As: Jumping on a hand grenade or Stepping on the land mine. Under the harshest conditions the term "Hugging The Nuke" may apply.

Jay: "Damn Phil, Brianna is hot and I would like to partake of her two lipped goodness..."
Phil: " Well what is stopping You?"
Jay: "Her square jawed room mate, she is always around and cock blocks at every chance"
Phil: "I'll step on this land mine for you little buddy"
Jay: "Wow, Phil you are my hero, a true Combat Wingman"
Phil: "That's right, now, if you'll excuse me, I have to Hug A Nuke"

by Hector Gnome June 30, 2007

stage combat

Theatrical choreography or improvisation that creates the illusion of physical combat without hurting the actors. Sometimes actors make no real physical contact when engaging in stage combat. When actual contact is made, care is taken to ensure punches and kicks land on sturdy muscle groups, while appearing to cause pain. One of the most dangerous contact moves is the face slap, which puts the ears, eyes, nose, and jaw at very high risk.

"The actors had a 7:00 fight call to practice their stage combat before the show."

"That stage combat was horrible. It was so unrealistic."

by Robin February 25, 2005

combat park

A military term referring to parking a vehicle in such a fashion to make a quick getaway in the event of a firefight. Usually consisting of backing into a parking spot upon arrival. This ensures you don't have to do a three point turn to leave when you are getting shot at. Often performed in multi-player games such as Halo

"There is an open spot"
"Yo, combat park your whip so when we are leaving boozed up we don't have to fuck around"

by outlaw6bob April 18, 2007