Colbear

The Colbear is Stephen Colbert's arch nemesis. The Colbear was trained in the dark arts of the Sith on the planet Korriban. The Colbear is also a member of NAMBLA, the North American Man-Bear Love Association, whose president is believed to be Michael Moore.

The Colbear has all of the strong qualities of each individual type of bear. It can climb trees, swim in the arctic waters, and catch leaping salmon with its massive lightsaber paws.

It is said that one day Stephen Colbert and the Colbear will face off. We do not know when. We do not know how. All we know, is that there will be justice.

James, what the hell is that flying towards your head?
I think it's a lightsaber?
What the hell, is that a bear?
That's the Colbear! Run, he can kill you with his MIND!

by Larry S January 2, 2009

colder than a polar bear's cock

when it's so cold you don't know what to do with yourself.

Jack: Wowsers it's frigid as hell up in these peaks.

Daniel: I know, right. It's fucking colder than a polar bear's cock, that's for sure.

by nuclear jope December 14, 2009

colder than a well digger's asshole

extremely cold and dark.

"Daaaaammmmn...it's colder than a well digger's asshole out there!!"

by Well Digger September 1, 2011

Stephen Colbert

Is the host of the satirical fake news show "The Colbert Report" as Stephen Colbert. Probably the funniest guy currently on television. Has a surprising amount of fangirls, which in itself is really creepy.

Stephen Colbert plays Stephen Colbert in "The Colbert Report".

by Camnation January 5, 2007

Stephen Colbert

Fictional charater played by Stephen Colbert on The Colbert Report.

That's not really Stephen Colbert, he's just playing the part of Stephen Colbert

by Action Steve December 8, 2006

Colbey

Very sweet but has his emotions. Very goofy, terrible at talking/texting through phone but really sensitive. Usually a pet person. Has nice hair and usually a girlfriend. Whoever colbey ends up dating that person knows to never let him go. Great with friends and people in general. Usually hot af

Girl 1:omg yaaas colbey just asked me out
Girl 2: NO WAYYYY

by Yoursecretpal June 12, 2018

stephen colbert

1. God
2. Host of the absolute best show on television: The Colbert Report
3. Inventor of the word truthiness

There was this one time when I was dreaming about banging Stephen Colbert, but then I realized that I'd never be worthy.

by CMurr April 12, 2006