coffin

Like a casket but having 6 sides instead of 4. Where we all end up one day. AKA a pine box.

a coffin is the worst place for people who are claustrophobic.

by trey2002 April 29, 2005

coffinbearer

One who bears coffins. Someone who carries the coffin at funerals. Also referred to as a pallbearer.

She laughed at the coffinbearer during the funeral.

by bluebeatle February 7, 2009

coffinized

The act or process of being put into a coffin.
Often used in gaming in place of "RIP" or "ripe"

Commonly used when someone dies or something tragic happens.

Man 1: "Squaddd, put em' in a coffin"
Man 2:"Shit man! He was just coffinized!"

by encrypted February 14, 2015

Coffin Dance

just look at the GIF

look at gif or i play coffin dance 4 you :D

by Gabe's Soul :D July 5, 2020

Coffin Queen

A Drag Queen that looks like they should be dead because of all the meth they've smoked.

Guy 1: I got hammered last night bruh. Did you see that chick I banged last night?!
Guy 2: Hate to break it to ya, but that was a Coffin Queen.
Guy 1:.....
Guy 2: Yeeeeah...
Guy 1: Fuck.

by DEF3 September 4, 2020

Worm Coffin

Slang for vagina or a hole to stick your dick.

Holy shit your worm coffin is so tight.

by Flimpy Montgomery February 17, 2020

crapping in my coffin

When a situation causes someone to become scared or very uneasy.

I was crapping in my coffin while I was waiting for the paternity test results. If I find out that I'm not the baby's daddy, that baby's momma will be crapping in her coffin.

by C--money December 21, 2005