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coffeecreams

coffeecreams a place to hang out and get the fuckin piss taken out of you by sunneh and anna . but it has cool peeps like olderama ken and ginge who rock
hey hi everyone is this coffeecreams.
yeah now how old, r u good lookin, cos we r a pair of sex mad biaaches
and that ginge is one gay mofo
by Anonymous April 30, 2003
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coffeecreams

Xyken rules and so does oldie they make a good couple sept oldies knob is too big for the house.

Knutsfud rocks
by Xyken May 1, 2003
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Coffeescenti

Those who are "in the know" regarding coffee. Also used as a derogatory term by those who cast aspersions on coffee snobs.

Derived from Cognoscenti:
co⋅gno⋅scen⋅ti
–plural noun, singular -te  /-ti/ Persons who have superior knowledge and understanding of a particular field, esp. in the fine arts, literature, and world of fashion.

Origin: 1770–80; < It, Latinized var. of conoscente (prp. of conoscere to know) < L. See cognition, -ent
Wow, she really knows a lot about coffee.
Yep, she's a true coffeescenti. She can spot a non-arabica blend a mile away.

Alternate usage:
Wow, she's really loyal to Starbucks.
Yep, she's a coffeescenti- one of those coffee snobs who think that overpaying for burned beans makes her cool.
by WheezerMF November 2, 2009
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Coffeesaurus

Does anyone want a coffeesaurus?
by proxy@elevatelocal.co.uk September 29, 2010
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coffeetastrophe

this is what happens when one forgets to put the coffeepot on the burner after turning on the coffee maker. Resulting in water overflowing from the filter all over the counter. After which one runs into the kitchen and puts the coffeepot on the burner to try and save some of the coffee. Only to find half of the coffee grounds now in the coffeepot. At this point swearing is authorized!
This morning i had a coffeetastrophe
by alotta March 11, 2014
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Coffeefied

Her step was imbued with a distinct sense that she was only partially coffeefied.
by jedimama October 26, 2018
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Coffeeblow

When ya have a cup of coffee and a blow job
GIRLFRIEND.."good morning baby would you like some tea and biscuits or coffee and cornflakes or a coffeeblow?"
BOYFRIEND.. a coffeeblow
GIRLFRIEND.. (gobble,gobble)
BOYFRIEND.. (sip)
by Coffee and blow job May 26, 2019
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