Clamster diving

The act of two or more women performing cunnilingus ("eating out") on each other.

Are Michelle and Julie back yet?

No, they're probably in Michelle's car, clamster diving

by Psyral September 21, 2010

blowing clams

Performing very badly on a musical instrument. Hitting blatantly errant notes, most popularly on brass or woodwind instruments.

When Chet Baker was straight he could play like Gabriel himself, but when he was strung out on junk he was mostly blowing clams out on stage.

by Jubilee Dunbar February 19, 2010

Clemsoning

1. The act of failing miserably on a grand athletic stage, or when the stakes are high. 2. Record-setting failure, usually reserved for college football.

There was an epic example of clemsoning when Clemson hosted Florida State in a highly anticipated football game on October 19, 2013. Clemson was ranked 3rd, while Florida State was ranked 5th. Florida State won the game 51 - 14. Clemson set a NCAA record for margin of defeat by a home team ranked #3 or higher. The 51 points scored by Florida State is the most points ever allowed by a Clemson opponent on Clemson's home field. Most of the home team fans could not take the clemsoning any longer and left the game mid way through the third quarter.

by Titleist2002 October 20, 2013

Slamming Clams

The act of two females rubbing their vagina's together for mutual stimulation.

Look at these lesbians go at it! This takes slamming clams to a whole new level!

by Oppozy November 12, 2009

cluestick

An object either a) being or b) resembling a stick.

A cluestick is used to beat the clueless into submission until he, she or it gains clue.

Also known as a "clue-by-four" and closely associated with the "Luser Attitude Readjustment Tool" LART

Billy took a cluestick to the face after his computer brought down the network with a virus that came with his latest pr0n

by beddo May 11, 2004

Pulling a Clemson

The act of miserably failing towards the end of a task that was started with such promise. The phrase comes from many seasons in which the Clemson University football team starts off their season with huge victories, only to fall off completely at the end of the season to teams like Georgia Tech and get dominated by teams like NC State, South Carolina and West Virginia.

"Look. Clemson is pulling a Clemson again. They started off 8-0 and in the national title hunt, but they actually suck."

by Nellanaesp February 14, 2012

cluestack

In Online multiplayer games, where one side clearly has an advantage over the other side due to veteran players ("clueful" players, or players with 'clue' all being on the same team).

Such an imbalance between "newbies" and "clue" players on opposing teams is known as a "cluestack".

Originated on netrek Circa 1990.

Holy crap! No wonder our team is losing. Look at the cluestack on the other team!

by juniperdude July 6, 2007