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Clopper

n- Sexual Gratification or Erotica involving ponies, specifically ponies seen in My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. Generally, the person masturbating to pony erotica is considered the Clopper.
The other day, John saw a picture online of Twilight Sparkle with fully developed breasts. John has been a Clopper ever since
by a1staek July 12, 2012
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Clopen

to work a closing workshift, then opening shift the next day. Common in low paying retail jobs with a new schedule every week.
I can't come over after work. I'm assigned to clopen again tonight.
by capitest November 3, 2014
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'' come on lewis you fat nerd stop clopping and go to bed ''
by Alfbogey January 14, 2015
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Clopping

When a bronie is masterbating to Twilight Sparkle and Rainbow Dash going full lez on PonyHub in his moms basement at 4am.
Twilight Sparkle: "Spank me harder Rainbow Dash!"

Rainbow Dash: *whip* *whip*

Bronie : "This is good clopping material

Bronie: *clop* *clop* *clop*
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TheFourteenthNumber spent thier money everyday clopping to My Little Pony
by K00ki3 April 27, 2011
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Clopen

When you work in a retail/restaurant environment and you are scheduled to close up shop around 10-12 at night, and then are also expected to come back and work an opening shift the next day around 6-8. This usually only allows for a person to sleep 3-5 hours in between shifts because they still have to take the time to travel home, wind-down, eat and/or feed your children, and/or significant other (if pets are involved, they need to be fed also and possibly walked), maybe laundry, shower, sleep and eat, shower and travel back...It's like they never leave and also can cause severe pain in the feet, legs, hips, back and brain.
Worker 1: "Today was so s***ty! I can't wait to get outta here and go to this f**k'n party! You down?"

Worker 2: "Can't dude, got a clopen....."

Worker 1: "F****************CK" :/
by DelaHaze November 27, 2012
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Clopper

Cloppers are fans, who "fap" to the animated TV series My Little Pony - Friendship is Magic./Equestria Girls.
It doesn't matter if they "clop" directly to the series or to fan-made Rule 34 material of the show.
Jack: Hey! What are you doin'?

Alex: *Clopps* to a picture to Rainbow Dash*

Jack: You hate the show, but you are a Clopper...
by RandomWordsGuy May 26, 2016
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