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Cockinsons Disorder

A psychological condition relating to the misconception that the male genitalia on one's body is, in fact, larger than it visually appears. This inflated self-image of the penis can also influence social behaviour. Symptoms of severe Cockinsons can be observed in a delusional perception of one's sexual activity.
Jorge: So I heard Ryan was diagnosed with Cockinsons Disorder the other day.

Aidan: Yup, after leaving the specialist's office he went home and sat in his room playing Starcraft 2 for 12 hours. Afterwards, he was convinced that he had had sexual encounters with 12 women during that time period.

Ryan: Get bitches bro.
by Dr. Cockinson August 15, 2011
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Cocking the Shotgun

When an uncircumcised male is forced to pull back his foreskin to urinate or in order to participate in various sexual activities. This occurrence often happens frequently in adjusting "The Unit" for comfort.
Friend 1- Dude, why do you have your hand down your pants?

Friend 2- Get off my case dick, I'm just "Cocking the Shotgun"
by lawnman7 July 18, 2012
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smooth cocking

a variation of smooth talking, however, this form of talking comes from the cock region with a more sexual manner
John's remarkable ability in smooth cocking is the reason he is so successful with the ladies
by The Junk September 30, 2008
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alarm cocking

(V). The act of waking a man up via felatio.
Man: (wakes up with morning wood per usual and notices a wonderful ginger female sensation in the nether-regions.

Woman: (gags)

Man: Aw hell yeah! My girlfriend's the best. I didn't know she was into alarm cocking!
by ginghah and the doctah December 6, 2013
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Chrome Cocking

To plate ones reproductive needle in chrome.
Yo dude l just finished chrome cocking! Im ready to go have intercourse with a rather attractive woman.
by The OG Jesus January 7, 2017
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Double-clicking the Mouse

female masterbation; rubbing clitoris for pleasure and/or orgasm
I can only reach orgasm by Double-Clicking the Mouse.
by hgt876 April 25, 2009
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cocking about

1) Wasting time doing something pointless (comparable to arsing about)

2) Doing something poorly

3) Doing nothing in particular (comparable to faffing about)
1)Will you stop cocking about and load the game?

2)Stop cocking about and get it done by tomorrow.

3)Person 1 : What are you doing now?
Person 2 : Just cocking about...
Person 1 : Oh, you wanna hit the pub?
by AETAaAS July 3, 2008
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