clive muncher

anyone who enjoys eating muff for long periods of time

ben jones loves to clive munch all the time

by Mark March 16, 2004

do a clive kelly

to play any Card game with more than one person and acting harmless so people over look your threat while moving in for the kill in other words being a sneaky git

"ahh your totaly trying to do a clive kelly on us"

by n1kon May 15, 2008

clive walker brown

A mythical individual who resided in Saginaw Michigan who’s main claim to fame was using obscene language on CB, AM and FM radio in the 70’s.

Dude, he keyed the mic and went full Clive Walker Brown.

Clive Walker Brown said he’d waltz your wife around the room like a dog in heat.

by Mofiggie February 5, 2023

clive named five

What the fuck is clive named five?

nine, eight, seven, six, five, clive named five!

by OzarkaPash November 14, 2020

Clive's Tim Tam Slam

The act of leaving a Tim Tam biscuit in a cup of tea until it is soft and lost all form, then pouring into your girlfriends arse for her to squirt back into your mouth.

Named after Australian icon Clive Palmer.

"Hey dude how was your night?"
"Bro it was epic, me and Kara did the old Clive's Tim Tam Slam"

by Buggeroo September 12, 2017

Clive

Verb
Dry Humping: When a person is super horny and goes up to another individual, either in a public or private setting and begins thrusting with their lower body onto the other person's genatalia.

Means of showing attraction while fully clothed

Jenna: Did you guys fuck?
Sally: No I was on my period so we just clived.

Dude 1: That joint is so hot at the bar.
Dude 2: I'll give you 5 bucks if you Clive her.
Dude 1: Bet.
Starts humping crazy joint at the bar, Dude 2 venmos 5 bucks

by Cliving n' Jiving March 26, 2019

Clive

Clive will definitely shank you up with his dodgy mohawk hair. He also will randomly walk into your classroom for no apparent reason..

"Yo did you see that fight earlier?!"
"Yeah it was pretty sh-"
Clive ; "someone call?"

by penisluvr69 January 25, 2021