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client number nine

1) Former NY governor Elliot Spitzer, who was given this designation by a call girl ring to protect his identity.
2)What one pitcher calls the opposing pitcher in the National League when he homers off of him. Cause he's his bitch.
3)A John who can manage to move his bowels 4 1/2 times during a single session with a prostitute.
1) Madam- Take client number nine tonight, and wear make him wear a rubber helmet.
Hillary (not her real name)- Good thing you're not running the witness protection program.
Madam- Shut your pie hole, and get on your back!
2) In 2001, Mike Hampton was client #9 to seven hurlers, but he was playing in Colorado, where I think prostitution is legal.
3) Madam- Take client number nine tonight, and bring some baby-wipes.
Hillary- **GROAN***
by wisk March 13, 2008
mugGet the client number ninemug.

Minecraft Hacked Client

A modded client for the game Minecraft, the purpose is to provide a cheating experience, things which are hard to do in vanilla, or impossible.
That guy is using a Minecraft Hacked Client, he’s hacking!
by PlaneKLM April 15, 2022
mugGet the Minecraft Hacked Clientmug.

client natural selection

The process by which would-be difficult or annoying clients magically disappear in a Darwin-like fashion and only the fittest clients survive.
Thank goodness for client natural selection. Even after just one conversation it was clear that client would have been a real pain to work with!
by bobo76 November 21, 2013
mugGet the client natural selectionmug.

Hypixel Communtity Client

I hate my life thanks to the Hypixel Communtity Client.
mugGet the Hypixel Communtity Clientmug.

g2g make some client calls

a common excuse used by faggots on the internet who are getting their shit pwnd
I'd love to hang around & talk about how shitty my boarding is, but I've g2g make some client calls
by skallywagz December 9, 2009
mugGet the g2g make some client callsmug.

Ploow Client

Ploow client is is a Minecraft Ghost Client that helps you to get better at the minecraft with many features.
Some Minecraft Player: How can I get better at Minecraft?
Ploow User: Just get Ploow Client
by someploowuser April 24, 2022
mugGet the Ploow Clientmug.

Ranked Client

Focused but unrestricted to bedwars, a modpack for Minecraft— able to increase user experience and maximize performance simultaneously.
Hey Bob, I'm using Ranked Client!
by iPlayBedwars03 November 14, 2021
mugGet the Ranked Clientmug.

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