The Master Cleanse Diet

A ridiculous diet made popular by celebs, especially Beyonce after she lost 20 pounds on it. Basically, you eat and drink nothing but lemon maple syrup water for at least ten days. Your body goes into starvation mode and you drop, like, FIFTY BAZILLION POUNDS. The recipe for the master cleanse juice is:

60 ounces of filtered water

12 Tablespoons of organic grade B maple syrup

12 Tablespoons of organic lemon juice

1/2 Teaspoon cayenne pepper powder

I've tried it once. ONCE. Nearly died; I felt as if I would never feel happy ever again (lol dementors)

I dropped about seven to nine pounds in on week, but felt like a living corpse. All I could do to avoid the hunger was sleep. All day. The mere mention of food or dining made me feral.

Pretentious Betch: Oh snap, I can't fit into these size 00 jeans. Time to guzzle some master cleanse!

Logical Size 4 Girl: The master cleanse diet? As in, to cleanse yourself of toxins? You're doing it to cleanse, right?

Pretentious Betch: Suuuuure am!

by soapboxamplifier July 26, 2009

social detox/cleanse

not talking to nor being in contact with ANYONE for a certain amount of time (decided by the detoxer/cleanser)

perosn 1-max hasn’t spoken to me in a while
person2- me neither

person3- me neither maybe he’s on a social detox/cleanse

by Sugaronastick June 27, 2020

Triple Anal Cleanse

Noun: The act of cleansing the anal cavity three times to ensure maximum cleaning. Step one: Insert soapy finger into anus to remove gunk, then rinse. Step two: Insert soapy finger into anus to remove leftover gunk, then rinse. Step three: Insert soapy finger into anus, observe to make sure finger is clean, then rinse. Please note that if the finger is not clean after performing step three, it may be necessary to continue repeating step three until finger shows no traces of brown.

"I don't feel fresh and completely sanitized until I've done my daily triple anal cleanse."

"There's no way my dick is going into your skanky ass until you've a done a triple anal cleanse!"

by J-Wi June 17, 2010

double-springs cleanse

A procedure for cleaning oneself so as to smell extremely good. While in the shower, clean yourself with Irish Springs bar soap, Original Scent. Rinse, and then apply Irish Springs body wash. Rinse. Perform your regular drying procedure...like, with a towel or something. You should end up smelling fresh. Trust me, it works. I'm a doctor.

"Oh, man, you smell great!"
"Thanks! I used the double-springs cleanse."

by Creggle Weggles August 21, 2011

Wendys Cleanse

The latest and greatest fad diet.

Me: just ordered a wendys frostie!
Also me: time for that wendys cleanse!

by Clownlord July 8, 2021

Jahn Cleansing

When someone Goons on Yo Butt.

"How about I Goon on Yo Butt" - Jahn, 2025

if you don't shut yo mouth imma give you a Jahn Cleansing

by Fluffy4Skin July 21, 2025

emotional cleanse

When you purposely make yourself cry for 20-30 mins and then move on with your day like nothing happened, feeling refreshed. The depressed and the normal both undergo this phenomenon, as it is a good way of hiding your emotions, and everybody knows that everything is fake out there nowadays.

"Are you okay?"
"I'm okay, I just really need an emotional cleanse"
"oh yeah, me too. I usually do it every night before I go to sleep"
"that sounds really unhealthy"
"Fuck I forgot you're a doctor, why are all my friends doctors"

by graya November 29, 2017