Class Action Bullshit

When an individual states something that is so conclusively incorrect that the said individual would be subject to prosecution in a court of law.

*Tom minding his business enjoying his drink from McDonald's*
*Karren proudly replaces his plastic straw with a metal one*
Karren: I can't believe that you can just smugly stand there while you actively pollute our environment with plastic waste. I at least have the common courtesy to save the turtles. I, a proud white lesbian demi girl of color, stand tall against such heinous acts.

Tom: Karren... thats some Class Action Bullshit right there.
*Karren is aggressively detained by police, and then is subsequently sentenced to death*

by ghost561 September 24, 2019

Class Act

A black NFL player who goes on to be an amazing NFL coach. Sports commentators use this.

"Tony Dungy? A real class act."

by metaldoll October 27, 2014

Pulling a Classy as Fuck

The act of poking a ridiculously hot bitch on Facebook, either resulting in her messaging you or poking you back as if she is interested.

Guy 1: Dude, I tried pulling a classy as fuck on this hoe with over 3,000 Facebook friends

Guy 2: How’d that turn out?

Guy 1: She deleted and reported me for sexual harassment.

by jomama217 September 28, 2011

class action lawsuit

A way of suing a corporation for big money and something increasingly corporations wish to deprive you of via their Terms of Service

Alt Definition: Legalese for a bunch of sons of a single bitch to come together and all fuck their bitch-ass mother at once

TikTok was able to settle the class action lawsuit before they would have to pay EVEN MORE money to everybody

by InvaderInvader December 9, 2021

class ass

Someone who has the ability to act out in public and get everyone's attention only doing it unintentionally.

Your sister at the mall the other day was a real class ass she kept demanding you buy her a pair of shoes even though they didn't fit even to the point of yelling at everyone at the store. But technically it's a part of her condition

by Kosanavian Emperor April 10, 2016

first-class asshole

The affectionate nickname for Urban Dictionary volunteers. Any single one Urban Dictionary volunteer who rejected any of my definitions that were actually good is especially deserving of being called a first class asshole.

I have had it with every motherfucking first-class asshole on Urban Dictionary rejecting my motherfucking definitions!

by Stupidly Sophisticated July 18, 2020

Class act

The act of being against marijuana usage, pro-Troops, and anti pre-marital sex.

Barry: Hey Lisa you wanna have sex?
Lisa: Sorry Barry, but I’m a class act.
Barry: Bet so you tryna light up?
Lisa: No Barry, once again, I’m a class act.

by thedon2016 July 24, 2019