stoner clause

every year on 4/19 Stoner Clause travels to young stoner's homes and fills they're empty altoids tins with weed, ready for when they wake up on 4/20

"Mommy, how come Stoner Clause always gives me less weed then he gives Johnny?"

by Muffn Queen September 11, 2004

clauser

meaning one hot man....or a boy with a huge wang that girls hang on constantly

That Clauser guy is sooo cute!

by Jut December 5, 2004

Ganja Claus

The mythical figure said to visit stoners that have been good in the last Weed Year, leaving them presents on 4/20 eve to reward them for their good behavior.

Ganja Claus is most often pictured as a jolly old rasta with long dredlocks, dressed head to toe in green. Rumours state that he flies through the sky on a lawn chair pulled by 8 giant sloths

dude: "you gonna roll another one?"
other dude: "nah we've only got a ten bag left any dan will need a spliff after work..."
dude: "wow man, that's nice of you. I hope Ganja Claus is watching..."

by Olly J April 22, 2007

claustrophilic

To enjoy the comfort of small spaces.
The opposite of claustrophobic.

I would like to have the smaller room, as I am claustrophilic and would feel cozier.

by mookow007 January 3, 2010

Yenta Claus

She must be some sort of Golem or my Bubbie dressed up as one. I really like her. She brings Jewish kids, well and anyone who else who believes in her too I guess, really nice toys and stuff just like Santa Claus only she is Jewish!

I saw Zaddie kissing Yenta Claus while she was noshing on latkes!

by Jason MacBeeSting September 13, 2006

Air Bud Clause

The notion that you can do anything that the rules do not specifically state you canNOT do.

Vilbert: There are no dice in rock, paper, scissors.
Red Mage: I'd like to direct your attention to the Air Bud Clause. There is no rule SPECIFICALLY stating that dice are NOT valid choices. So there.
Vilbert: That's MADNESS.
Red Mage: THAT'S Air Bud.

by A Homo Sapien August 8, 2009

claustral

adj. Capable of inducing claustrophobia.

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Nice apartment dude. Perhaps a bit tiny. I hope your new wife isn't claustral.

No. I think she's Lutheran.

by gnostic1 January 15, 2012