Professional Clubber

Someone who is all about the club life, goes out Tuesday-Sunday and goes to multiple places a night.

They also like house music as well, especially Tiesto's club life

Claudio and Alex are Professional Clubbers, they were at ybar, Crecendo, Cuvee and Griffin Lounge last night.

Amelia used to be a professional clubber until she met Tim, now she never goes out.

by Chicity99 September 4, 2010

Seal Clubber

A drink made famous by the caffeine addicted Mr. JV. Although there is no actual caffeine in the drink, only someone who is hopped up on wayyyy too much caffeine could find this appetizing:

Its a simple brew: equal parts apple vodka and grapefruit juice. just pour over ice and hope for the best!

Bartender, give me a Seal Clubber

by ekobelski May 8, 2014

clobber-knocker

A quick strike to the top of the head with the hand. The clobber-knocker is applied by clenching the fist and swinging down on top of the head, using only the flat part of the fingers between the first and second knuckles. It is a very practical form of a sucker punch.

Brendan was pissing me off one day, so I gave him a clobber-knocker to show him how I felt.

by Matt October 31, 2004

Clobber (ClobberClobber)

a very epic gamer

Joe: Clobber (ClobberClobber) is very epic

Deez: yes

by ClobberClobber May 30, 2021

clobber the kleenex

Having a sexual affair with klenex brand tissue.

by Scotty May 21, 2003

Clobberate

The act of clobbering someone into doing it your way.

I knew we needed to do it my way, but we had to clobberate first.

by Twist3r November 21, 2010

clubberculosis

An informal self-diagnosis of a cold, flu, fever, cough or similar condition developed after heavy partying at a crowded and/or sweaty dance music club or rave. Based on "tuberculosis", the bacterial respiratory infection known for being easily transmitted by air, especially in crowded or enclosed areas.

I think I got clubberculosis after raving so hard this weekend.

by tootallski March 26, 2011