clubberculosis 

An informal self-diagnosis of a cold, flu, fever, cough or similar condition developed after heavy partying at a crowded and/or sweaty dance music club or rave. Based on "tuberculosis", the bacterial respiratory infection known for being easily transmitted by air, especially in crowded or enclosed areas.

I think I got clubberculosis after raving so hard this weekend.

clubberculosis by tootallski March 26, 2011

Cuberculosis 

The wet, hacking cough that lasts 6 months to a year that one subjects one's cubicle neighbors to on a daily basis.

"Did that guy just hack up a phlegmball on his keyboard"?

"Yeah, he's had cuberculosis for 6 months now and refuses to go to a doctor."

Cuberculosis by itsme843 November 24, 2009