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Premature Xmas-culation

The premature celebration of the Christmas holiday that is so often and annoyingly practiced by society. Symptoms include commercials shamelessly featuring holiday tunes and imagery the day we turn the calendar to November, store aisles being speckled with red and green products as early as mid-October, and post Black Friday you'd have to be a hermit not to hear a little jolly x-mas ditty every single day.

Yep, each year America pretty much jizzes in its red/green plaid pants all over its jingle balls in a pre-xmasculatory fashion before December can even take her "Santa's little helper" lingerie off.
Wall-mart is already stocking the shelves with Christmas shit? Halloween was freaking yesterday, premature xmas-culation much?!
by PerspectiveFTW November 3, 2010
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Chula Vista

Chula Vista is a fucking bomb-ass city south of san diego. Everyone in north county says its hella ghetto but the truth is its not that bad. I'ts safe to say that WEST chula (west of the 805) is the 4th most ghetto place in SD county (1st. Southeast, 2nd. National City, 3rd. San Ysidro). Its filled with low-income neighborhoods and alot of gang activity. Varrio Chula Vista and Otay are the two big Chula Vista gangs and they are arch-rivals. Otay comes from the neighborhood "Otay" which is the most ghetto neighborhood in in Chula Vista. EASTERN chula (eastlake, otay ranch, and bonita) is a SUPER nice place and has a VERY VERY different vibe from west chula vista. It has expensive-ass houses, sexy-ass neighborhoods, and a bunch of white people. Here, there are gangs but very few, and surely not enough to be a threat, or even notice. Although it has its good parts and bad parts, Chula Vista is an all around Fucking awesome city! the high schoolers in this city are well known for knowing how to party!! the mexican food is hella bomb! and the bitches r fine as hell! theres even a soak city here!! I'd have to say the only downs is that we have a good police force, there are annoying ass cholos and chula vista is home to the sociales!!!!!
Mexican: ey foo, u wanna drive down to Chula Vista to kick it, maybe get at some bitches?

Whitey: Are you crazy?! i don't wanna get stabbed by some fucking cholo!

Mexican: Fag
by SDxLoc February 17, 2010
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ciul

Ciul is basically same word as "chuj", but in different Polish dialect. (btw: Chuj means penis, dick in a rude way. Or a whore in some times)
Jaki ciul tam idzie! (Some dick is walking down here).
Adam to ciul bo wydymal moja Ewe! (Adam is a whore becouse he had sex with my girlfriend Eve)
by TehPolishMartin November 7, 2006
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besa me cula

"Hey Pedro can I have another $10, I forgot my wallet at home again?....."

"Besa me culo, vato. You get no more money until you pay me back for the rest of the $100 you've borrowed.
by abula January 2, 2005
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Cilla Blacks Lettuce

Cilla Blacks Lettuce is a term used to describe a vagina that is not as tight as it once was, and may be a slightly green colour.

The phrase was coined on The Manchester Weekend of Mayhem
For Example: After a night of heavy smoking , one may wake at 5 am and state " My mouth tastes like Cilla Blacks Lettuce"
by GS Records April 6, 2010
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Chula Jolla

A synonym for Chula Vista (East Lake/Otay Ranch) and La Jolla, Ca (San Diego, CA). An urban & native term for San Diegans who are well versed with local economic/real estate values and understand the cojoin of city names. Downtown Chula Vista, CA (91910) resides: South of the State Route(SR) 54, East of the Interstate(I) 5, and West of the I805. It's newly developed Easterly cities (1990s to present) are Otay Ranch and East Lake, CA (91911-15) with some of the highest real estate values starting at U$10 Millions. Considered as Chula Vista, CA these cities are predominately close to the newly built (2007) Southbay Expressway (toll road) SR125. Geographically located by highways: South of the SR54, West/East of the SR125, North of the SR905, and East of the I805.

Like Otay Ranch & East Lake, La Jolla, CA is an affluent town and considered San Diego, CA (Northerly of Downtown San Diego, Ca), and predominately close to the West side of the SR52 & I5 highways. Geographically located by highways: west of SR52, West of I5, north of Pacific Beach, and a few miles south of where the start of Torrey Pines' SR21. There are La Jolla, La Jolla Shores, and La Jolla Village. Some of these properties are in the high U$10 million range with gorgeous ocean and panoramic views. Think of this as a hidden residence: high class, gated communities, but again (no offense to those residents) can house some snobby/elitist/narcistic people who live there too.
East Lake and Otay Ranch, like La Jolla, are cities typically occupied by the higher class, and to use the slang term "Chula Jolla" cojoins them to distinguish a domicile apart from Chula Vista. Especially for a native San Diegan/Chula Vistan, a native lower/middle class can use the term as a slight/light joke "...oh you mean you are from Chula Jolla (East Lake/Otay Ranch) " and raise your nose in the air with your index finger" if that resident seemed to be arrogant/elitist/narcistic. To be taken as a light joke only.
by Ramon Ramon December 19, 2013
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Ciullo

Did you see Francesco Ciullo play last night? He was amazing!
by Dannysage October 4, 2017
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