cockney

Arrogant, violent, and it many cases unwashed vermin from the east end of London. Lucky they are being wiped out due to rapid London immigration.

Cockney to Cockney at a West Ham match: 'Look, there's some away fans, let's beat them all up even if there are children among them'

by jk5_1986 October 22, 2016

Cockness Monster

A large serpent bearing resemblance to a penis, often depicted swimming. Commonly drawn in school related materials by more "creative" male classmates. First recorded sighting in a homework planner in 2013.

Student 1: "What the hell is that in my book? Does it have a scrotum for a tail?"
Student 2: "It's just a drawing of the Cockness Monster."

by Dr. River Song January 16, 2015

cuckney

A cuckney is the female equivalent of a cuck in the sense of being a trash human being. They are considered the low point of a room. The cuckney and the cuck when together although seem to get along and are deadly to everyone else.

That girl is such a cuckney, thank god a cuck isn’t here or we would be screwed.

by Cuck God December 1, 2017

cicken

slang for chicken

damn, i love eating cicken rice.

by g things December 9, 2018

Cockney Red

Discription of individuals who come from a Greater London but insisted in glory hunting and support Manchester United from the comfort of their own armchair. These individuals are usually born between 1980 and 1999.

Oh look, there's another Cockney Red, glory hunting child bastard

by footybants April 23, 2019

cockney

A cockney Is Somebody From East London, Although people from Other Southern Cities Such As Portsmouth Are Also Occasionally Called cockneys Due To Having A Similar dialect.

Did You see That Southern Cockney the other day?

by John Allen South Coast October 21, 2019

cockneybonics

A dialect spoken by some of the most retarded and uneducated in the southern parts of England... A mixture of cockney and roadman(English ebonics) resulting in kids who can't read or write properly...

If using cockneybonics the phonetic spelling for fucking is far-king because they talk like they just finished giving a bj

by Flat.Turd September 27, 2020