chuck norris

Alcoholic beverage containing mostly apple vodka and orange juice. Causes you to want to pummel human beings after several drinks.

Jeff: We're out of all the good alcohol. What are we going to drink?
Nik: Let's drink Chuck Norris'
Jason: No!!!! I don't want to get my ass kicked again.

by The Coolest Man Alive May 17, 2006

Chuck Norris

If you ever look up 'Chuck Norris' in the Urban Dictionary, you will be bombarded with manly 'Chuck Norris can....' statements. Ya, ya, roundhouse kick, whatever. He's tough I guess. This is a sensible discription of Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch, HE decides what time it is....

by Aspirations January 11, 2009

Chuck Norris

The lamest individual that people idolize because they've never played Chrono Trigger so they don't know who Frog is.

Nails- what Chuck Norris eats for breakfast.

Chuck Norris- what Frog eats for breakfast.

by Chrotus March 25, 2010

Chuck Schuldiner

Chuck was a god, but "In Human Form", and had "Zero Tolerance" for bullshit. He got sick, but not with "Leprosy", and eventually had to "Bite the Pain". He now spends his time "Trapped in a Corner", in "Crystal Mountain", and Chuck's life will always be "A Story to Tell".

R.I.P Chuck.

Chuck Schuldiner passed away in 2001. Rest in Peace.

by the unknown ones September 21, 2011

chuckl'd

Like lol'd, but more of a suppressed and subtle laugh; Chuckl'd. A past tense version of chuckle.
Term first coined by King Tonz in 2012.

Jack: '...so I threw a rock at the guy...'
Joey: 'haha, chuckl'd.'

King Tonz: 'I chuckl'd at your misery.'

by King Tonz November 8, 2013

'Dude', I'm Chuck Bass

The definition of awesomeness.

Jenny: Chuck, you're totally overracting, I'm really fine.
European ambasador kid: Dude, the lady said she's fine.
Chuck: 'Dude', I'm Chuck Bass. Even the europeans must know what that means.

by Chuck Bass fan February 5, 2010

chuck norris

the personification of all that is fake and cheesy in Hollywood. He is the epitome of how Hollywood takes beautiful and/or honorable traditions from other cultures and turns them into packaged crap.

Dances with Wolves totally Chuck Norrised the Native Americans

by Geppetto Whipple September 15, 2005