crapet

An anagram created from the word carpet refering mostly to tufted broadloom that is installed wall-to-wall. Contrived by the installation trade to describe the many inherent and various problems (eg shading, crush, wrinkling, delamination, etc.) associated with the final product due to mass production at the mill level of what basically turns out to be very expensive crap.

One installer to another; "It seems every roll of crapet I take out lately has some kind of issue."

by wayne bryce May 29, 2008

chapess

female equivalent of chap

the winebar was full of chaps and chapesses

by andyb92 September 19, 2007

chapel boner

an erection that occurs to certain male students during chapel services at christian institutions. chapel is perhaps the worst possible time to get an erection, especially when everyone is asked to stand for prayer.

Dude, today in chapel Dr. Brooks was speaking and I got a random chapel boner. I was so embarrassed!

by moose36 December 21, 2008

Chiapetta

Annoying 4 Foot Bitch, Looks like a lesbian, often named Daniel. Created for the sole purpose of annoying others and creating more little annoying useless dwarfs.

That Chiapetta is the most annoying 4 foot stump.

by Buttahhface April 7, 2009

Sitting Chaperone

intentionally or unintentionally sitting between a couple or people who are looking to make a play for each other.

I got to the restaurant and just down at the first seat, i didn't realise that Geoff was going to sit there and I ended up sitting chaperone all night with Geoff giving me the evil eye all night.

by jaffaw January 10, 2010

craper

A crazy person. (Cra)zy (per)son.

Johnny kept acting like a craper; the watermellon rhine off Jimmy's ear was the final straw. Jimmy administered an ass beating.

by Kurt 8 Keiner January 29, 2009

Chapeazy

The Hoodest of Hood.

My lifetime goal is to become chapeazy

by HoodestofHood May 12, 2009