chode

A stubby dick that has a greater width than length, most commonly found in a 2x6, 1x4, or .3x1.26579 shape, although there are rare exceptions.

dude1: holy shit shit dude! I gotta tell you somethin.
dude2: what is it man
dude1: i've got the biggest fuckin chode you've ever seen, ask your mom.

by Zeppelinrok75 May 25, 2007

chode

Captain and lead character of Sci-Fi's cg show "Tripping the Rift"

Captain Chode is purple with green spots.

by Aria Wild February 9, 2004

chode

its really not what you think it is. It all depends on the context of the word. YOU see. A chode is someone that is wider than they are tall. like a knome. the alternate deffinition of course the one you perverted people are looking to hear. Yes a short wobbly penis that is wider than it is long. that is usually laughed at be either A)your girlfriend or B)your girlfriends mom C)your girlfriends friends o ya and if this is you. sorry buddy.

dude did you see that chode walk accross the street.
wow i can't believe he wanted me to play with that chode like penis of his it was so small and wide.

by ishamel ali baba April 25, 2006

chode

a penis that is wider than it is long.

Gary has a big fat chode.

by Lesbian Trollop May 5, 2003

chode

a short and really wide cock

his chode wont fit in me

by superduperdooperpooper October 6, 2003

chode

a dick that is thicker than it's length

Don't blame the cold water for that chode.

by thobblem January 31, 2010

chode

the small portion of skin connecting the ball sack and anus; also known as gooch.

-"quit being a douche or i will rip your chode off!"
-"please no!"

by herpe October 8, 2003