chode

Captain and lead character of Sci-Fi's cg show "Tripping the Rift"
Captain Chode is purple with green spots.
by Aria Wild February 09, 2004
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chode

A stubby dick that has a greater width than length, most commonly found in a 2x6, 1x4, or .3x1.26579 shape, although there are rare exceptions.
dude1: holy shit shit dude! I gotta tell you somethin.
dude2: what is it man
dude1: i've got the biggest fuckin chode you've ever seen, ask your mom.
by Zeppelinrok75 May 07, 2007
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chode

its really not what you think it is. It all depends on the context of the word. YOU see. A chode is someone that is wider than they are tall. like a knome. the alternate deffinition of course the one you perverted people are looking to hear. Yes a short wobbly penis that is wider than it is long. that is usually laughed at be either A)your girlfriend or B)your girlfriends mom C)your girlfriends friends o ya and if this is you. sorry buddy.
dude did you see that chode walk accross the street.
wow i can't believe he wanted me to play with that chode like penis of his it was so small and wide.
by ishamel ali baba April 08, 2006
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chode

a penis that is wider than it is long.
Gary has a big fat chode.
by Lesbian Trollop May 05, 2003
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chode

a short and really wide cock
his chode wont fit in me
by superduperdooperpooper October 06, 2003
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chode

a dick that is thicker than it's length
Don't blame the cold water for that chode.
by thobblem January 31, 2010
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chode

the small portion of skin connecting the ball sack and anus; also known as gooch.
-"quit being a douche or i will rip your chode off!"
-"please no!"
by herpe October 09, 2003
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