charva

These people are Kappa wearing illiterate individuals who prey on the old and the weak. They have bad diets and seem to be either drunk or high most of the time. They come from single parent families and think that smacking a baby is called parenting. They are racist and ignorant of what is going on around them. They eat fast food, and have really bad skin. Their men are mostly unemployed and always walking the streets at all times of the day, usually looking to rob a house, car or a person. Their women (or children!) are pregnant at the age of 13-15 and the parents are always pround of their kids. These people need to be rounded up and gassed so that the infection does not spread. Mainland Europe and the rest of the world lives in horror at the Orcs.

Hey man giv us a tab, i fuckin need one. wot u looking at fucking bastad (a Cahrva speaking to his close friend)

by Mishmash January 7, 2004

charva

The definition of charva consists of all of the above, but also includes sub-groups. These being: the 'teeny bopper', the 'trendie', the 'wannebe rock star', the 'band groupie' and any other person who uses the term 'charva' or 'radgie' (towards some one who does not have the common-known traits associated with charvas)in order to insult, hurt and belittle another human being- usuallly someone they are jealous of.

Person who has never been to gig in life: "oh, look at that charva."

Translation: "I am not being myself and I feel insecure. If I give a negative label to that person over there, that will make me look good."

by dangerous groove September 6, 2004

charva

Charva are opposite of hippie un goths (the lil scruffs) better then them. We like our drink as well; carling lager only the wannabes drink the white lighting and lambrini (euch!). New monkey is popular aswell; fukin class! People are only against us cos we've got money, kna how to live, have more fun and dress better then most e.g. hippies and goths wear baggy trouserswith rips in, dirt on bit trailing off the bottem.

course we wear rockports, henri loyds, fred perry; cos we got money to splash around. ROCKPORTS are a need like, i've got 6 pairs myself. You can always tell from wannabes charvs! We can also stick up for ourselfs, i'e' fightin if need so, especially with hippie now.

by Roxy December 15, 2003

charva

A fukin freek hu thinkz they r da best because there on the dole from pennywell or hendon..but not 2 say therez out wrong wiv hendon b'coz me luv lives there! the lasses can eiva b propa ugly or canny pretty..and same 4 the ladz but if there nice then they r NICE! but they hav the crappest personality and no money and no brainz and usually end up having kids by the age of 10, which is reely bad b'coz then more come before theve all died ov hash. anywayz i lurrvee a charv so i cant talk..but i admit i only go 4 his looks and NOT his personality.
c yaz all l8r . hope u can write ur own defention taking the piss out ov charvz bye!

" eeeeeee nor we ye talkin te...get sum trackies and sum shnidey rockports (rockForts) leek me!

by charv_lad_luva_CHARV_H8A! March 18, 2004

charva

charvahs are lads or lasses hu r fukin mint! yes most of them do go rund drinkin cider n all that shite 2 get pissed but so fuk and yes they do listen 2 da NEW MONKEY cos it rox betta than any of this goth shit! :-P dh1 rox anall

tracky b's (usually white 1s) stripey jumpas, fred perry, berghaus's big earrings air maxes r the usual charvah big makes! they fukin rock! n charvahs rnt even bullys anyways hu pik on fukin kids so thats a load of shite!

by Nicola ov Segga March 9, 2004

charva

a geordie scum bag hu wears stripies (fred perrie jumpers!) nd nike air max trainers or rockport nd kickers boots, they wear helly hanson, tog24, or berghous coats, the lasses wear them pants that look lyk there gunna rip coz there so tight around there asses!
charvas, normally say fuk a lot, nd drink cider in lemonade bottles!! (how sad!!)

"hav u got a light?"
"wot the fuks he lukin at!"
"hav u got 10p 4 me bus fare?"

by nattaz December 14, 2003

charva

One who relishes the wearing of lime green kappa tracksuits from Argos or any sports superstore or market. Commonly found on pushbikes, roaming town centres and destroying phone booths.

Oi luv your kappa tracky looov!

by Emily C. E. Wilson December 22, 2003