This genius thought he tell me how to do my job, cause he watched a 10 minute video. Bro' must have been YouTube Certified!
by Franklin'ation September 23, 2020

Coined by angry girl bosses at GZR during the online university crypto war of Spring 2021.
Forklift Certified began on the now defunct website forkliftcertified.ca.
The meme suggested that forklift certification had a direct correlation with attractiveness and reproductive success.
Forklift Certified began on the now defunct website forkliftcertified.ca.
The meme suggested that forklift certification had a direct correlation with attractiveness and reproductive success.
Dr. Johnson visited forkliftcertified.ca to learn about how he to, could become forklift certified. Little did he know that he was about to be met with a series of surreal forklift memes and affiliated NFT products.
by REALkj May 2, 2021

Anybody who is professionally trained to fuck up hos headshot style. Preferrably in the leet videogame known as Halo, or any sequels.
"I'm such a dirty ho because cody just fucked me up headshot style. That kid must be HEADSHOT CERTIFIED!"
by BiggestC Hizzle September 20, 2006

A Badass that does what he wants. supervisors not HR have power over him. He literally makes the factory move. Without him, the company will go broke
Girls pray for a chance to bed him.
Girls pray for a chance to bed him.
by Hdhdgdg ok dh August 12, 2023

used to describe a person of the opposite sex (or same sex if ur into that) that is a twenty on a ten scale.
by Elaine April 16, 2005

the act of perfection. completing or doing something beyond what was expected. going obove and beyond. being approved by jong, the perfect person. without flaws or defects.
by frankg January 18, 2008

by Redneck509 January 13, 2020
